To all:
Life is my least favourite element. My favourite element is non-life.
I don't like life because of how it lacks with a ton of interactions with other elements, as well as itself. A lot of its cards are also very basic, with the most complex card probably being mitosis.
Infest me with your propaganda. In a three sentences, 400 characters, make life sound like the most epic element there is. Persuade me to your way of thinking.