Round 3 PairingsPlay the opponent across from you.
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Inforarium.Round 3 has ended.
Round 3 LoreThere are some corners of the universe which have bred the most terrible things. Things which act against everything we believe in. They must be fought.Doctor Who VideoDoctor Who Music(Physsion lies in a bed that looks like an altar when he is awoken by a loud crash.)
PHYSSION: Not another earthquake. I hate those.
PHYSSION: It seems like every week, there’s another earthquake.
(The earthquake has caused Physsion’s stone statues to fall to the floor.)
PHYSSION: Oh, no. My statues!
KIRBYLOVER314: I’m not a statue, I’m a Weeping -
(Physsion turns around, and kirbylover314 freezes mid-sentence.)
PHYSSION: You’re a Weeping what? A Weeping Stone? A Weeping Statue? A Weeping Talking Statue?
PHYSSION: Why would a statue be talking? Or weeping, for that matter?
PHYSSION: I must be dreaming. I should just go back to sleep.
(Physsion returns to his altar that looks like a bed and closes his eyes.)
KIRBYLOVER314: I’m a Weeping Angel! Bwahahaha!
(Puff notices Herden5 lying on his side, in the snow.)
PUFF: What is this Cyberman doing here? State your name!
PUFF: Why don’t you say something? Do you have any idea who I am?
(Herden5 does not say anything.)
PUFF: No, of course you don’t. Whenever you look away, you forget everything you know about us.
PUFF: It’s a bit inconvenient, really. Makes it too hard to intimidate you.
PUFF: But do I even want to be intimidating?
PUFF: After all, I’m really just a priest who happens to be able to shoot electricity from my hands.
PUFF: What do you think, Cyberman?
Herden5 still does not say anything.)
PUFF: Wait, are you already dead? Seriously? Why would the Cybermen send a dead body to Trenzalore?
(Dm and Discord stand on opposite sides of a deep crevasse in the snow.)
DM: Prepare to be obliterated, boy!
DISCORD: That’s really mean. I’m actually a girl.
DM: It’s difficult for me to determine the gender of a Cyberman.
DISCORD: I’m not a Cyberman, either! I’m a Dalek.
DM: I thought that if you were a Dalek, you would try to exterminate me.
DISCORD: You know, that’s really racist of you, to assume that I want to exterminate you just because I’m a Dalek.
DM: Tell me then, do you want to exterminate me?
DISCORD: Well, I do now.
(Discord moves towards Dm, falling down into the crevasse.)
(Zawadx and Ginyu are patrolling the streets for enemies, when they encounter qwerter and jonathancrazyj hiding in an igloo.)
ZAWADX: What is this odd lump in the ground?
GINYU: It appears to be a primitive ice structure.
ZAWADX: Then we must be dealing with the Ice Warriors.
QWERTER: Why are we hiding in such a primitive ice structure?
JONATHANCRAZYJ: The Daleks exploded our spaceship.
QWERTER: How come we never explode anyone’s spaceship?
JONATHANCRAZYJ: Well, Frozengaia once hit a Time Lord with a snowball so hard he regenerated.
GINYU: That’s enough talking, you silly snowmen. I command you to come out and fight us!
QWERTER: You know, it’s awfully rude of you to command people. You should instead try to persuade them, or entice them.
(Zawadx fires a missile at qwerter, destroying him.)
JONATHANCRAZYJ: You killed him! He was an Ice Warrior!
ZAWADX: Actually, he was a human with blue -
JONATHANCRAZYJ: I don’t think you understand what you’re really up against. When you anger an Ice Warrior, there is nothing that can save you.
GINYU: Your only weapon is an icicle. It’s not even sharp.
JONATHANCRAZYJ: Prepare to die!
(Ginyu dispatches jonathancrazyj with a grenade.)
(Two Sontarans, Naesala and ji412jo, are invading Trenzalore in an invisible vehicle.)
NAESALA: We remain undetectable to the Papal Mainframe.
(Afdarenty disables their invisibility, sounding an alarm.)
JI412JO: Commander Naesala, that's the detection warning. Our invisibility cloak is compromised.
NAESALA: What’s wrong with it?
JI412JO: I don’t know. I can’t see it.
NAESALA: Well, it looks invisible to me.
(mrpaper aims a powerful laser at the Sontarans, incinerating them.)
MRPAPER: The Church of the Papal Mainframe apologises for your death. The relevant afterlives have been notified.
(The Sontarans have sent godisnowonline to investigate the alleged sighting of a Weeping Angel. He encounters theelkspeaks.)
GODISNOWONLINE: It seems you must be the Weeping Angel. I thought you were just a myth.
GODISNOWONLINE: The fabled stone assassins, whose only weakness is that they become completely incapacitated when they’re observed.
GODISNOWONLINE: But you can’t assassinate me. Not if I never stop staring at you.
GODISNOWONLINE: In fact, I’ve just called for backup, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
(theelkspeaks grabs godisnowonline’s arms from behind him.)
THEELKSPEAKS: Don’t try to turn around. You’re trapped.
GODISNOWONLINE: How did you do that? The report told me there was only one of you.
THEELKSPEAKS: The report was correct. What you’re staring at is a decoy. It’s just a regular stone statue.
GODISNOWONLINE: Then kill me already. I shall die for the glory of the Sontaran empire!
THEELKSPEAKS: You’ve been touched by a Weeping Angel. As soon as my hands leave your body, you will be sent back in time. For every second that passes, you are sent back another millennium.
GODISNOWONLINE: How far are you sending me back?
THEELKSPEAKS: To the time before Trenzalore was ever colonized. Only then will you finally die.
(theelkspeaks releases his hands, and godisnowonline disappears.)
