Round 1 PairingsPlay the opponent across from you.
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Round 1 LoreOnce, there was a planet, much like any other, and unimportant. This planet sent the universe a message. A bell tolling among the stars, ringing out to all the dark corners of creation. And everybody came to see.Doctor Who VideoDoctor Who Music(The Silents are inside of their spaceship, hovering just above Trenzalore.)
MRPAPER: It’s time to investigate this mysterious ringing sound. Puff, could you please tell me how far we are from the planet?
(Puff turns around to look out the window.)
PUFF: What was I supposed to do? I forgot.
MEOWMEOWCAT: Paper, did you neglect to disable your memory wipe?
MRPAPER: I don’t remember.
(The Weeping Angels, however, have already arrived at Trenzalore. They are slowly trudging through the thick snow covering the surface of the planet.)
KIRBYLOVER314: Elk, I can’t move.
THEELKSPEAKS: Probably because someone’s staring at you.
(theelkspeaks walks in front of kirbylover314’s field of vision.
THEELKSPEAKS: Great. Now I can’t move either. Could you stop looking at me?
KIRBYLOVER314: I really wish I could. But I can’t move.
(The Ice Warriors seem to have little difficulties navigating the snowy terrain. Unfortunately, they have their own problems.)
FROZENGAIA: Hey, boss, I’ve got a question.
DDEVANS96: What is it this time, Frozen?
FROZENGAIA: Well, why are we called Ice Warriors?
DDEVANS96: Because we live on planets with ice, Frozen.
FROZENGAIA: I understand that part. But why are we called warriors? We’ve never actually fought anybody.
JONATHANCRAZYJ: Frozen makes a good point.
DDEVANS96: Just stop asking questions.
(While the Ice Warriors are dealing with an identity crisis, the Cybermen aren’t much better off.)
MATHMAN101: We are the last Cyberlegion in the universe. We must convert more humans into Cybermen.
WILLNG3: Incorrect. We must defeat the Daleks and the Time Lords.
DAWN TO DUSK: That is illogical. We have never defeated the Daleks or the Time Lords. What makes you think we have such capabilities?
WILLNG3: We have been upgraded. After many years of uselessness, we finally have lasers on our wrists.
MATHMAN101: The Daleks have had lasers for hundreds of generations.
WILLNG3: Our lasers are newer. New is better.
(Meanwhile, the Daleks are discussing their own purpose in life.)
DANIEELA: Why have we come to Trenzalore?
AFDARENTY: It is the link to Gallifrey, planet of the Time Lords. They must be exterminated.
DISCORD: Why do we always have to exterminate?
AFDARENTY: I do not understand.
DISCORD: How about we germinate?
AFDARENTY: Explain. Explain!
DISCORD: We have always taken lives. Why not create more for a change?
DANIEELA: You are acting very strange. Did you intoxicate?
(The Sontarans seem to have disagreements of their own.)
ZAWADX: Prepare the attack formation! I shall be the leader.
IANCUDORINMARIAN: Why should I follow your orders, you puny boy?
ZAWADX: Because you are my clone.
IANCUDORINMARIAN: No, you’re my clone.
JI412JO: Silly potatoes, both of you are my clones!
(The Time Lords are the last race to reach Trenzalore, dreading what lies ahead.)
CORRI: For once, I would like to know where I’m going.
ROB77DP: No, you really wouldn’t.
CORRI: You might as well tell me.
(rob77dp pauses, hesitating. After a few seconds, he speaks.)
ROB77DP: Trenzalore, where we’re buried. We die in battle among millions.
CORRI: That’s not how it’s supposed to be.
ROB77DP: That's how the story ends. Nothing we can do about it. Trenzalore is where you're going.
CORRI: Oh, never say “nothing.”
