Certainly not when you keep misreading :>
That's why. If I wrote the rules, noone would misread it. >.>
Yeah, no one 'misread' this. Quite honestly, these are obscenely simple rules, and Beef simply asked for clarification because being careful is never discouraged. The only mild confusion left was cleared up completely by Cal, and that should be the end of it, but for some reason it wasn't.
Is there a way I can apply for Tournament-Rule-Wording-Reviewer?
No. Become a TO if you think wording needs improved, and being rude to current TOs is not a way to achieve that.