[Round 2] Boss

[andretimpa]

https://youtu.be/13MmiA2YQus

Spoiler for lyrics:

Gather 'round, ye lads and lasses. Set ye for a while
harken to our mournful tale about the Emerald Pillar Isle
Lets raise our hand of cards high to friends and 'pponents gone
And join our voices in'nother Elements drinking song

A shrieker took Rootranger, Ginyu got Otked
Treldon tried to stall but fell to Divine Glory's blade
MeowMeowCat in the arena met with his demise
Scaredgirl has forever quit to all of our surprise

Chorus:
Now everybody´s died
So until our tears are dried
We´ll drink and play and drink and play
and then we´ll drink some more
We´ll duel and Brawl and fight
until the early morning light
and then we´ll close the browser, sleep, wake up and then go play again

UTA was killed by Morte, Discord, died to Decay
andre fell into a dim shield stall, much to his dismay
Akebono killed Khaleesi with SoFos gaining mass
russianspy from Russia died to Octane's stupid gas

"Rushing is effective" Kuro would often sing
He broke his screen when Serket's Scorpion gave him 'nother sting
Ops was level 80 though his deck was just a 'bow
He died when Dark Matter black holed him 5 times in a row

(chorus)

mathman miscalculated, his foe at 1 HP
his opponent flew some long swords and killed him with SoFree
will needed to topdeck just another frog
but RNG decided to give him nothing but fog

kirby went to silver just to grind for a bit
but missclicked platinum and by a rush was hit
Onion put the auction up with brawlers free to buy
when people caught the problem, Naesela took his eye

(chorus)

Crocket has always been fond of shard of bravery
but he didn't pay attention and got screwed by sanctuary   
Healing was what befell me rival brawler Aves
His deck could take down anything except adrenastaves

Vineroz was happy, he had built a great deck
but in the end he followed everyone else's track.
And dear old JCJ lost 12 games in a row
Drunk on cider he tried to make a rustler grow.

(chorus)

Someday soon I do believe Zanza will return
He'll give us a new update that'll fix every concern
We'll thank him for his graciousness and new decks we will brew
But then he'll disappear again with a big eff you.

(chorus)
and then we´ll close the browser, sleep, wake up and then go play again
and then we´ll close the browser, sleep, wake up and then go play again