Lava Destroyer Army: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
Me: Yeah, yeah, whatever. I have shards of sacrifice out the ass. My base are safe from you.
Lava Destroyer Army: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION
Me: Are you sure? I can't hear you over the sound of me healing to full hp every turn.
Lava Destroyer Army: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
Me: Why yes, I am playing a Time deck. I can't understand a word you're saying, though.
Lava Destroyer Army: HA HA HA HA
Me: You know what you doing?
Lava Destroyer Army: HA HA HA HA
Me: Just thought I'd ask, because you have 1 card in your deck and you're on double draw.
Lava Destroyer Army: SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB....
Me: For great justice.