Hello friends, and welcome at Wilburt's Wand Emporium!
Are you tired of your parties not having that magic touch making them so special? Don't want costly, costly wizards for your son's birthday? Look no further, for we have the item for you : fickle wands!
Wizards have thrown these away for generations, as they don't live up to their incredibly harsh standards. But for the layman, like you or me, it is the perfect, affordable solution to add some spice to life. Indeed, while their effects are random and unpredictable, each of our items will create magic falling in a specific spectrum!
Take this one, for example. It's in the cake category, which means it will do something related to cake. Will it make cupcakes, or create a cake castle, or a cakeplosion? No one knows until they give it a solid whack! One of our very satisfied customers said it produced cakey bacon - would you have ever thought such a thing possible?
But what if cake's not your thing? There's plenty others! Take the lightshow wand. Dancing spots of light, fireworks, and more exciting, glowing opportunities are just at the tip of this wand.
Maybe you don't like showmanship. Maybe, just maybe, you wish to explore the world. But you're a busy... individual, you don't have the time or money to spend on a long, long trip, and even if you did, you wouldn't know where to go. Then you should give a look at the teleportation section. 100% guaranteed to place you somewhere safe, with a simple return wand included, go on a trip to unknown lands, and be back home for dinner.
There are myriads of other categories! Prank (or scare!) your friends with the illusion wands, find inspiration for your next book with random divinations, make new, exciting pets with summoning, all of these possibilities and much more are here for you to buy, for the low price of 1 silver piece per wand! 10 uses each!
Browse the spices for your new exciting life here, at Wilburt's Wand Emporium!
