Team Light's fading prospects in War 6 had led many to count them out. But while winning was out of the question, what was not was... a dragon party.
By the inspiration of Willng the Willing, under the auspices of Mesaprotector the Tableprotector, team Light decided to invite all the party dragons to one last awesome party. Because nobody cares if you're hung over when you're dead.
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Mitosis. She wasn't quite as hornèd as those dragons, though, and it was the dragons who partied the house down.
Game 2: More nymphs. Mitosis for everyone! And even more. Aw, I have to cut this short before the censors get me.
Game 3: Suddenly the nymphs began to dance under the frightening Emblem of Skull. They invited the dragons for a hardcore mosh to some
metal music, but the dragons were a bit too tubby to keep up, and one by one they all fell down and died.
Game 4: The dragons partied hard like never before. So did the nymphs. They started a drinking game. DRAGONS! NYMPHS! DRAGONS! NYMPHS! Eventually the final Dragon, Vinn'Ӝ҉ϗԓقĜŋϿ҈҂, got caught up watching Game of Thrones, and didn't bother to show up. C'mon, Vinn'Ӝ҉ϗԓقĜŋϿ҈҂. Nodragon likes you.
Game 5: More dragon partying. At this point spoken accounts of the party start to get a little hazy.
And the judge, Elvis Elton Lennon Jackson Mercury McNickelback, awarded the win to....
