(Gravity Lt) Laxadarap 3-1 Dragtom (Earth Berserker)

[Laxadarap]

GUARD YOUR BONERS! 

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In the early time of deckbuilding, the forces of gravy were figuring out how to defeat stoic earth.  The main problem is that gravy has bewbers, but earth has tits, so there really wasn't much of a psychological advantage.  Finally, Laxadarap was hit by a sudden realization.  "How do we combat tits?" He asked.  The answer was apparent.  BONERS.

Game 1 - Loss.  Was feeling out his deck, but had 2 quanta start, and drew like no quanta afterwards.  Only drew 1 bonewall, don't think I was even able to play it.  He got me down and bursted me pretty well.  He kept like 50 hp (damn vagger/duck shield)

Game 2 - Win.  Was pretty confident I would win this matchup despite ^.  Drew a couple gpulls, 2(?) bonewalls, rode this out, even though a lonely tit slowed me down.  Saved gpulls so I could damage him faster, as he had almost no damage, I survived with less than 10 hp.  Close.

Game 3 - Win.  Trying to remember what happened, but I think I drew a couple gpull and couple bonewalls.  SLowly wore him down, despite duck blocking 2/3rds of my attacks for 4/5 turns. 

Game 4 - Win.  Drew all 4 boners in top half of deck, as well as damage.  Nuff said.

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sacrificed the basic ups, 4 upped cards from berserker bonus.

even though a dusk mantle blocked 80% of the attacks throughout all games (got it every single time), bonewall was too much against my few creatures.
that 1st victory was because of no bonewall.
He did get nightmares about those, though.