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Mr. Hotpants> oh noes :O
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Lord Wiggle> ?
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Mr. Hotpants> this will be RT vs my hawt buffed creatures?
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Lord Wiggle> how much RT? xD
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Mr. Hotpants> don't know. it's just a time mark I'm seeing so far
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Lord Wiggle> ghosts and grabbies?
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Mr. Hotpants> that could be maybe better
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Mr. Hotpants> I see novas and QTs, anything could happen
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Lord Wiggle> yeah
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Lord Wiggle> time marks sounds like eternity or rts
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Mr. Hotpants> crummy chaos seed is shitty :|
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Mr. Hotpants> 2 did the job!
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Mr. Hotpants> uh oh, eternity
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Lord Wiggle> :|
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Mr. Hotpants> BE ready if he doesn't rewind lycan
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Mr. Hotpants> eternity is better for me than RT by far
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Mr. Hotpants> he rewound lycan
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Lord Wiggle> craps :|
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Mr. Hotpants> maybe I should nightmare it... yes, I think I should have
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Mr. Hotpants> just so I can play and draw a bit
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Mr. Hotpants> woot... ish... maybe!
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Lord Wiggle>
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Mr. Hotpants> dang dang RTs
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Lord Wiggle> you'll have to beat his eternity out :|
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Mr. Hotpants> nah he wins
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Mr. Hotpants> partly due to the damage I gave him, but if I didn't nightmare I'da been eterna-locked
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Lord Wiggle> yep
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Lord Wiggle> gogogo with godly draws!
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Mr. Hotpants> looks potentially winnable now
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Mr. Hotpants> I've mentioned that fog + arse can win games singlehandedly before, lol... now it's my turn to do it to someone else!
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Lord Wiggle> gogogo!
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Mr. Hotpants> got a flayer in hand but I can't afford to have it reversed
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Mr. Hotpants> godly chaos seeds!
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Lord Wiggle> nice
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Mr. Hotpants> dang was hoping I'd be able to burrow that sucker
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Mr. Hotpants> he's winning the HP race right now, fog shield needs to work harder!
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Mr. Hotpants> ...crumbs! it's looking bad!
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Mr. Hotpants> HOHOHOHOHOOH
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Mr. Hotpants> HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
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Lord Wiggle> you got it?
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Lord Wiggle> guess who's bringing sexy back!!!
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Mr. Hotpants> every point of damage counted
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Mr. Hotpants> including the ungrown lycan
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Mr. Hotpants> chaos seed how could I ever have doubted you!
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Lord Wiggle> lol
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Mr. Hotpants> do messages that
KrunchJob33 and I send to each other show up on spectate?
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Lord Wiggle> no lol
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Mr. Hotpants> oh good, our erotic RP is safe from prying eyes then. I'd hate for you to have to read that
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Mr. Hotpants> chaos seed... lobo?! D:
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Lord Wiggle> dat fog ;3
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Mr. Hotpants> thinking about holding my creatures back until I draw fog TBH
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Mr. Hotpants> in later games
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Mr. Hotpants> 4 water quanta... play flayer... maybe...
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Mr. Hotpants> If I play, I can maybe lobo a warden
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Mr. Hotpants> hold, I can draw deeper into deck possibly. I shall hold!
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Lord Wiggle> play I think
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Lord Wiggle> he'll either try and rt it
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Lord Wiggle> or keep with lycans
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Mr. Hotpants> so glad for QTs
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Mr. Hotpants> pure novabow gets rocked so hard by RT
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Lord Wiggle> so true xD
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Mr. Hotpants> damage race is neck and neck, roughly
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Mr. Hotpants> if he doesn't RT I could pull a flayer and win
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Mr. Hotpants> if he does, he has a shot
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Lord Wiggle> nice
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Mr. Hotpants> a fail shield will let him win too
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Mr. Hotpants> AWESOMESHIELD
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Mr. Hotpants> need one more turn of it
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Mr. Hotpants> ...AWESOMESHIELD
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Mr. Hotpants> RNG favors the bold!
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Lord Wiggle> nice!
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Mr. Hotpants> *brandishes rapier*
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Mr. Hotpants> *cuts a dashing figure*
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Mr. Hotpants> *yells OHO!*
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Mr. Hotpants> commercial break, sports fans:
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Mr. Hotpants> "
KrunchJob33 [ยป]
Mr. Hotpants: brb I pee "
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Lord Wiggle> zomg
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Lord Wiggle> Oh,
Mr. Hotpants~~~ *swoon*
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Mr. Hotpants> nice quanta start, no fog/arse yet :|
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Mr. Hotpants> think I'll just keep drawing and hold off on creatures
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Mr. Hotpants> yay, arse
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Lord Wiggle> gogogo!
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Mr. Hotpants> dang! really hard to win this matchup without fog, lol
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Lord Wiggle> yeah D:
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Lord Wiggle> but waiting for it can kill you
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Mr. Hotpants> I'll just get RTlocked if I try to outrush him... waiting for fog is really my only option I think. that or pulling several good Chaos Seeds
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Lord Wiggle> luck is your middle name :|
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Mr. Hotpants> FOG GET
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Mr. Hotpants> FOG FUCKING GET
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Mr. Hotpants> FUCKING FOG FUCKING GET
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Lord Wiggle> yarr!
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Mr. Hotpants> FOG? FUCKING HAVE IT.
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Mr. Hotpants> ....aaaand that game didn't happen, servers truly blow, now we are searching again
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Lord Wiggle> -____________-
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Mr. Hotpants> now, no fog. GG
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Lord Wiggle> D: