[Aether Lt. ] vagman13 3 - 2 [Air Strat.]Jen-I

[mesaprotector]

Light bids:

18 unicorn kisses

[glennfoo]

You are all wet. Come and dry yourself up. You can have a barbecue on the way..
  ignites

1 BIG BONFIRE

[Avenger]

You are all wet. Come and dry yourself up. You can have a barbecue on the way..
  ignites

1 BIG BONFIRE

That's how many licks of ?

[glennfoo]

*reels back in horror*

If I do that, Jen-i got burnt 

[Jen-i]

Jen looks up from the floor - confused at how quickly things went poorly - I was enjoying a pleasant welcoming lick from deuce ends but find myself drowning in Poke spit, covered in Bog slime, trampled by raging love herd of Unicorns and then burned alive on a giant funeral pyre.

And I thought people here liked me

[Avenger]

But elementals are way different from people.
Anyway, welcome in

[vagman13]

Licking eachother every day is obligatory in *Looks at deuce*

[Jen-i]

*Licks vaggers!*

[deuce22]

I love licking vag more than anything! 

[glennfoo]

Jen looks up from the floor - confused at how quickly things went poorly - I was enjoying a pleasant welcoming lick from deuce ends but find myself drowning in Poke spit, covered in Bog slime, trampled by raging love herd of Unicorns and then burned alive on a giant funeral pyre.

And I thought people here liked me

*reels back in horror*

If I do that, Jen-i got burnt 

why go into that fire lol
you are supposed to dry yourself since you are wet with licks 

[Jen-i]

Sorry glenn - perhaps you don't know - I certainly didn't - but Unicorn saliva is flammable, and Bog Slobber is explosive. Makes for a messy combination with open flames

[ddevans96]

Good thing bog hasn't licked forums yet then :F