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The White Wizard was not worried about this matchup, after all
is so
light it should be easy for
to beat it.
We have even prepared a reflective shield in case they bring their
unholy unstable gases.
Game #1 - LOSSThe game starts, and I draw 1 (ONE) pendulum for quanta source.
What kind of witchcraft is that from a deck with 50% quanta source ?
Err, lets do some math quickly: (1/2)^7 ~ 0.78% chance of that happening.
Did these
people hire those broom-flying wizards from Hogwarts to put a spell on the most
Holy RNG of EtG ?
But fear no more, the game desyncs after 1 turn -- huh, I knew there was witchcraft involved here, the servers can't take it either.
Now, this should be easy, I can beat that stupid AI, right ?
$#%#%$&* WRONG ^#&#$@
I see the damselfly army multiplying with fractal spells, haha, no problem, I'm the White Wizard of
, I can do
Miracles!
...
and then
...
NNNNOOOOOOoooooooo......
Outrage! Who dares to silence a Wizard !?!?!
* White Wizard gets so furious, throws spells around like a madman *
* servers can't take the pressure and bork for the night messing up all other war games too*
2nd attempt: 2 light sources -- hurray double the previous, next time I should get my deserved 4 !
But servers too borked to handle my gigantic luck, desync + disconnect after 1 turn.
* White Wizard takes a 24 hour break to calm down along with the servers *
###########
Game 2 - LOSS
Lo and behold, 4 quanta start! (3 pends for him)
nymphs on 3rd turn, but no miracle to be found, this wizard has lost his mojo...
Game 3 -- do I even have to state the result now, you got the pattern
Aha, found the miracles, 2 of them in hand, but only 2 quanta start again, then got 1 more and thats it...
Curse that RNG waaaay too OP!
DAT
doubled!
2 turn silence chain (3 attack rounds), so I can't miracle
* White Wizard explodes in a Ray of Light and dissipates *
GGs Bloom !
What can I say, got my arse handed to me on a flying plater