Oh, bouy, let me calm a second.
Main Deck:
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4ve 4vh 4vj 4vj 4vj 4vj 4vj 4vj 4vl 4vl 4vl 50u 50u 50u 50u 50u 50u 50u 590 590 590 590 590 590 593 593 593 5c1 5c1 5f6 5og 61q 61q 6u1 6u1 6u1 8pmGame 1: -3 quakes, -1 abom, -1 spirit, -1 lightning
1 nova, 1 pend. Lost toss.
Oh, and 1 grabby in the first 18 cards didn't help. Oh, and fog was fail.
"Fail is fog, Fog is fail, hover through the boids and filthy hair."
Jesus, I need to take a shower.
And I lost.
Game 2: -3 quakes, -1 abom, -1 spirit, -1 lightning
What do you call 3 boids, a lycan, a discord and a 9|9 forest spirit? HAMMERTIME.
I won, even if losing toss.
Game 3: -3 quakes, -1 abom, -1 spirit, -1 lightning
Why I didn't pull in EQs already? Mistery. I won toss, but...
this was my magnum opus of suck, the status quo of fail, the carpe diem of RNG.
What the hell, carpe diem doesn't make sense put that way. Ah, well, still latin.
0 Nova, 10 cards. 1 Boid, 20 cards.
AND I STILL GOT HIM DOWN TO 6 HPs, which shows what could getting the 2nd grabbo earlier than turn 14 do. At one point, I got down a sudden rush of lycans to tear down the wall. TEAR DOWN THE WALL. I tore the wall down. He topdecked either another one or a ragepot.
HUEHUEHUEHUEUEUEUE
>THIS. THIS FREAKING MOMENT. THIS IS WHERE I MAN THAT SHIT UP. THIS IS WHERE I BECOME THE ONE!
and also the moment when I put in EQ.
Game 4: -2 quakes, -1 spirit, -1 abom, -2 Lightnings
An extract from chat:
18:59 RavingRabbid: 2 novas, 1 pend, cord.
18:59 RavingRabbid: NO BOID.
18:59 RavingRabbid: AT ALL.
18:59 RavingRabbid: UHUEHUEHUE
18:59 RavingRabbid: Won Toss.
In the end I think I ended up roflstomping him. With 1 attack lycans. BECAUSE I CAN, AND I TRICKED HIM INTO THINKING THAT I WAS NOT GOING TO KILL HIM AND AVOID HIM PLAYING A WALL. I AM SUCH A GENIUS. I AM A GOD. I AM A GIGANTIC BANANA WITH A HANDLEBAR STACHE.
Game 5: -1 quake, -1 spirit, -1 abom, -2 Lightnings, -1 pend
Lost toss.
2 pends, 4 novas, 1 boid, 1 cord.
He got 2 pends.
I drew an earthquake turn 2.
We even timed out, but I had so much of an advantage not even AI could stop me from getting the win.
GGs, Lumi.
AAAAND
