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Epic story. Sorry but I just had to say that. 
True, true, admittedly true. But it's a tad dramatic for 6 cards, don't you think? 
(Congratz on the win coinich, we needed it)
What's the point in an undramatic story?
You have set the bar rather high though. I'll be pretty disappointed if you don't post similarly epic stories in the later rounds.
