I think you are missing my early point... if life and the universe and the amazing things in it are so profound/spectacular that they cannot be spontaneous and must have been created by an amazing creator of infinite power (ie. a cosmic malevolent Pineapple God), then that begets the question of an amazing/spectacular all-powerful super-dooper 'Pineapple' that is soo spectacular it must have been created itself, as it is too amazing to cosmically 'just appear'?!
PS. What was God doing for the infinite eternity 'before' he created everything?
Pardon the difficulty of the reading to follow.
line 1) Thing X is known to be created. (possibly by nature, a god or something else)
line 2) IF Thing X being so ADJECTIVE implies that it had to have been created by something of even greater ADJECTIVE.
line 3) THEN there would be an infinite chain of things with greater and greater ADJECTIVE each creating the previous.
line 4) HOWEVER I would claim "Creation cannot exist without an uncreated cause for the creation."
line 5) THEREFORE line 2 is false.
Note: This is disproving the argument not the conclusion.
PS: If a uncreated God created something, why would it matter what such a being did before?