Theoretically the most annoying deck EVER!

[Uncle Jellyfish]

Okay, well, on my way to pick up my brother from school, I was listening to the radio and some annoying song came on. I was pondering different deck ideas at the time, and when the song came on, I thought to myself, Wow, this is an annoying song. And then suddenly it hit me...what if I could make a VERY annoying deck to play against. One that would probably drive people crazy as they were playing against it.

I thought to myself, What would be the most annoying thing for players to play against? Surely, there was a standard Rainbow, with creature and permanent and draw control. And then, there was the Anti-Rainbow Earth/Gravity deck with Enchanted Pulverizers. That, too, was a sadistically annoying deck. But then I thought about those people discussing SPEED, and how a deck was better if it was faster. If I could slow the game to a dull drawl, that'd surely annoy anybody. And THAT is how I came up with this:

(Just as a note, the trainer does not have Shards of Divinity or Miracles, so the Gavels represent Shards, and the Holy Flashes represent Improved Miracles.)

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The point of the deck is to stall completely, to the point that most players would probably think of giving up. It's 60 cards on purpose, so that if you can't win by Poison, you CAN win by decking out. The single Protect Artifact is used on a late-game Dissipation Field, to pretty much guarentee not being killed. The Electrolizers are to get rid of Momentum, and deal a tad more damage. Everything else is just stall. A deck would need a LOT of permanent control to beat this, and I would probably recommend taking out one Miracle and one Shard and add two Explosions, so as to get rid of those pesky Pulverizers.

Any suggestions on how to make this deck more annoying? Post them below. =D

[Cisco]

lol had such a deck before the gods. six protect artifacts for pillars and shield and one trident . 3 ds 6 pshields and that one weapon. the rest were qp. later added  a two eternitys  and fire bolts less pschields and hourglasses for pvp just to make the game go longer. never had a player play to the end.

[Scaredgirl]

This is more annoying: http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=345.msg2759 (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=345.msg2759)