2 Fat 2 Furious (PVP2)

[Bonestorm]

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Obviously the deck name is inspired by the movie sequel to The Fast and the Furious, and angry people who eat way too many cakes.

I noticed there were a lot of speedbows in the pvp wheel this afternoon so I switched out from regular counters and wanted to try something different while mirroring the deck in some kind of sarcastic fashion, this is what I came up with, likely far from perfect but I've cheekily gone 6-0 with it in PVP2, pretty fun too - just something different. First obvious thing I noticed after game#1 was the fairly low damage output, added a fractal and mitosis to punch some more lategame; fractal goes nicely on whatever, mitosis is probably best used on a crawler or cockatrice.

With regards to improvements/changes, obviously in some earth/grav style decks you have otyugh nomming smaller things that get under the gravshield, thinking quinted buffscarab might be nice, keeping the deck a similar size and making it a deckout could be another route altogether. Also wondering if people think it's missing shards.

 I'll take a few screenies with it for jollies.

Edit: Can't seem to get any more speedbows >.> somehow up to 9 wins in 9 now, can think of a few popular decks that would stomp it though (especially Firestall/Neurotoxin.)

Added a tower.

Played some more games had some nice wins, also some horror draws. Seems to be taking too long to setup and BBs clog hands vs non-creature oriented decks.


Should've taken some speedbow ones when I had the chance.





Just a bit of fun, feel free to suggest whichever/whatever/whenever infact here is a list of things you can do to the deck:

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[Rember]

I liek it, will it work with unup gravy shield?

[wavedash]

Why not replace the Cock with a second Mitosis? And where is Otyugh your post is talking about? Why have a Discord AND a Morning Glory, aside from "hurr in case it's a rainbow derp"?

[Bonestorm]

@Rember:

 Yep.

@Wavedash:

The deck is fairly low on creatures to target, further still vs CC - I quite like cockatrices, two mitosis might work though.

The otyugh comment isnt related to this deck it was just adjoined to that paragraph as I posted it fairly quickly. That is, similar decks incorporating gravity shield often have an otyugh to eat <5hp creatures but as the deck controls mainly with BB I was wondering about thoughts on whether it's needed. Having one weapon in a 42card deck isn't ideal, and Discord is useful vs Mono/Duo, fits easily into the quanta production and isnt particularly troublesome if stolen. Vamp Dagger was another weapon I thought may work well.