MrSexington's "Rage Quit Deck"

[MrSexington]

+1 Karma for the amusing story and deck idea

Now to try it on Kong

Feel free to post your best rage quit messages here.

 8)

[Uncle Jellyfish]

Once I get the two Jade Staffs, I'm tempted to actually build the upgraded version of this deck. XD Would Eagle's Eye or Discord be playable, too? I would imagine that a Discord would piss people off. Also, what about taking out both Staffs and just putting in an Eternity and a Photon? o-o

[MrSexington]

Once I get the two Jade Staffs, I'm tempted to actually build the upgraded version of this deck. XD Would Eagle's Eye or Discord be playable, too? I would imagine that a Discord would piss people off. Also, what about taking out both Staffs and just putting in an Eternity and a Photon? o-o

That's actually 1 Jade Shield and 1 Staff.  It's invaluable for fending off the malignant horde (along with the Mirror Shield).  2 shields seems to be the right number.  They both do the job against the horde and are better than the other in different situations.  They can also free you to drop another Phase Shield if necessary, destroying the first.  Lots of times I'm ready to drop the second when the emergency Phase Shield evaporates.

The staff is basically a 7th Shard of Gratitude.  I wouldn't want one wasting away in my hand if I drew both.

Not sure about Discord, but you can test it.

Unfortunately, an Eternity + Photon in the deck won't win the game for you.  It'll just make it so both of you never win.

(Who will rage quit first?)

 ???

[PuppyChow]

Yeah. I really see no point of eternity/photon. If they can avoid decking out too, then you get pissed off just as much as the other guy.

And otherwise, well it's 60 cards. Just try to make sure you never have less cards than your opponent.

[casthegamer]

this thread made my day 

[MrSexington]

Okay, I lied.  One more.


It starts with an Aflatoxin:





















 


(A little more testing and this deck has huge cracks in it.  Right before this I got destroyed by a Firebolt Deck.  He just sat back and torched me.  The Jade Shield has got to go.  -1 Jade Shield and +1 Mirror Shield.)

(Mono Aether also beat me.  Not sure what to do about that.)

 

[FinalSlayer]

I've played against some "deck outs" that were put together by players with 50k+ scores, with multiple Miracles, Shards of Divinity and Gratitude, a Dissipation Field, etc, etc.   They're extremely difficult to counter, but I find them more amusing than anything. 

[omgarm]

XD I love the screens filled with malignant cells and a few anti-matter'D big hitters.

[Lz_erk]

The mono-Aether/Aflatoxin thing is interesting -- if only you could make a Nymph Queen to create Aether Nymphs FOR the enemy; they'd be worth -7 damage for healing, and they'd die easily from Aflatoxin...  But I know it'd be impossible to balance it in the deck without breaking it.   

[Uncle Jellyfish]

The mono-Aether/Aflatoxin thing is interesting -- if only you could make a Nymph Queen to create Aether Nymphs FOR the enemy; they'd be worth -7 damage for healing, and they'd die easily from Aflatoxin...  But I know it'd be impossible to balance it in the deck without breaking it.   

That is actually a brillian idea. You could actually add in a Nymph's Tear or two (since you don't use any ) in case the enemy doesn't play any creatures right away, or uses Anubis or other untargetable creatures. That way, you can create and Afla a creature for the opponent in the same turn. o_O

[MrSexington]

The mono-Aether/Aflatoxin thing is interesting -- if only you could make a Nymph Queen to create Aether Nymphs FOR the enemy; they'd be worth -7 damage for healing, and they'd die easily from Aflatoxin...  But I know it'd be impossible to balance it in the deck without breaking it.   

That is actually a brillian idea. You could actually add in a Nymph's Tear or two (since you don't use any ) in case the enemy doesn't play any creatures right away, or uses Anubis or other untargetable creatures. That way, you can create and Afla a creature for the opponent in the same turn. o_O

You know what's funny?

I thought about that the other day...

Then I read the card:  Turn one of your pillars into a nymph.

...

And then I tested it right now just for the hell of it...

It works on opponents' pillars. 

(!!!)

Bug?  Or worded incorrectly?

 



(edit:  Either way, it would only really work if I added 3+ of them to the deck.  Even if you get it semi-early, I think it'll be too little, too late.  I still rely on Antimatter on neutering the bigger guys and in Mono Aether, the big guys keep coming.  If I get it early and enough life gain, it would work... but it might ruin it all when it comes to every other non-Aether deck.  2 copies might work... but not sure if I want to go for creatures just yet.)

[icybraker]

Worded incorrectly, I bet. I wish more cards in the game were like this (Fire Storm targeting your own creatures, etc.)