Swallow vs FG, a turn by turn breakdown
Swallow: Crap, 2 pillar start
FG: lol noob. I have a 1 pillar start
Swallow: Yes, T2 Oty SoP!
FG: lol nope, it's called RT
Swallow: Okay, let's try this again
FG: Look at your HP
Swallow: ****
Repeat until Swallow gets a semi-decent hand...
Swallow: Rekt, I have good hand!
FG: lol nope, I have a better one
Swallow: You know what? I'm going back to Gold and Plat.