DirP (Suboptimal, vs AI3)

[rosutosefi]

Dirks of Pain AKA DirP

Meh, I don't have the actual derps dirks. But daggers will work.

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Fly the derps. Nightmare them and play a momentumed scorp at the same turn. Now watch the AI as he plays 9001 derps.

Posted for formalities. This stayed in deck help a bit too long. Suggestions?
Stats? 6-0 Against AI3. With 9001 LPH.




If this thing deserves to be moved to the humor section, please do so.

[Chapuz]

I wouldn't like to play against this... Or against a SoSac poison stall with nightmare sheetys.

[Poker Alho]

oh man what a mean deck :O

i like it!

[tallguy2241]

How about using Mark of , that way your derps get an extra attack point.

[Calindu]

How about using Mark of , that way your derps get an extra attack point.

And how you cast your scorpions?

[Poker Alho]

How about using Mark of , that way your derps get an extra attack point.

the point of the dirks is not for you play them, your damage source are the scorpions

you just need the dirks to nightmare them and force the AI to play them and increase the amount of neurotoxin

[Mathematistic]

One question: will the AI play daggers over their original rare weapon?

[Drake_XIV]

Usually not.  That's why I opted for using Photons instead.

[rosutosefi]

AI will not play daggers over another weapon if the cost is not equal to 0. I used daggers because AI will be suspicious (I'm not joking) about nightmared creatures in the hand.

[Poker Alho]

AI will not play daggers over another weapon if the cost is not equal to 0. I used daggers because AI will be suspicious (I'm not joking) about nightmared creatures in the hand.

wait what?? oh god LOOOL suspicious? it either plays the creatures or it doesnt how on earth would the AI be suspicious about it? xD

[rosutosefi]

AI will not play daggers over another weapon if the cost is not equal to 0. I used daggers because AI will be suspicious (I'm not joking) about nightmared creatures in the hand.

wait what?? oh god LOOOL suspicious? it either plays the creatures or it doesnt how on earth would the AI be suspicious about it? xD

Sometimes it won't play a nightmared card because it tends to be suspicious of cards that does not belong to him. For more info, I suggest reading Xeno's AI thread. 

[Nightlark]

This deck is epic. That's all I can say.