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Elements the Game => War Archive => War => Events and Competitions => Propaganda Archive => Topic started by: JonathanCrazyJ on August 29, 2017, 05:51:37 pm

Title: ~~ Water ~~
Post by: JonathanCrazyJ on August 29, 2017, 05:51:37 pm
Herring SomeFin Bubbling

SomeFin bubbling underneath the waves,
Listen as they twist within, you're Herring battle blades,
The water comes to slaughter, it's Haddock with Air's reign,
But the battle might be brutal, and Cod be full of pain,
So the underwater army needs Salmon to join the fray,
and nobody in the Tuna-verse but you can save the day!
Anchovy-ry curious to see what's down below,
Your palace will be glorious, get in your ship and Roe.
Come to your master I'm Turbot-charged with rage,
Be part of my story, I'll let you Tern the page,
At least Mullet over, and cast your mind on this,
I'd Hake to lose you as a friend and brand you enemy of fish.
You see I'm rather Fishious when it comes to those I fight,
I grab them by the Pollock and pull with all my might,
Then just for the Halibut, I tighten up my grip,
And pull a little Moray, and punch them in the lip,
And shove the Pollock down their throat, which ain't where it's Manta be.
It's a painful way to go, so don't miss this oppor-Tuna-ty.
Now tell me, now you've heard both of the sides of this deBait,
Is it me you want to fight for, or Anemone I hate?
Title: Re: ~~ Water ~~
Post by: JonathanCrazyJ on August 29, 2017, 07:46:52 pm
ALL applicants should follow the example application.

He put water as favorite.

(http://i.imgur.com/qX5fF6q.png)
Title: Re: ~~ Water ~~
Post by: Zawadx on August 30, 2017, 01:29:51 am
ALL applicants should follow the example application.

He put water as favorite.

(http://i.imgur.com/qX5fF6q.png)

Yeah but he's been losing to KingKiller since War #2. Talk about lack of improvement.
Title: Re: ~~ Water ~~
Post by: Spielkind on August 30, 2017, 08:31:17 am
Lets swim and swim and swim. 8-) :water
Title: Re: ~~ Water ~~
Post by: JonathanCrazyJ on August 31, 2017, 08:31:06 pm
Updated OP. There may be one small additional update before the deadline.
Title: Re: ~~ Water ~~
Post by: moehrpi on August 31, 2017, 08:52:14 pm
In the fourth verse it finally clicked. >.<
I like it. :]
Title: Re: ~~ Water ~~
Post by: andretimpa on August 31, 2017, 08:54:30 pm
#bringbackplaice
Title: Re: ~~ Water ~~
Post by: JonathanCrazyJ on August 31, 2017, 08:57:16 pm
#bringbackplaice

We will.
First Plaice.
Title: Re: ~~ Water ~~
Post by: Ryli on August 31, 2017, 09:48:18 pm
Herring SomeFin Bubbling

SomeFin bubbling underneath the waves,
Listen as they twist within, you're Herring battle blades,
The water comes to slaughter, it's Haddock with Air's reign,
But the battle might be brutal, and Cod be full of pain,
So the underwater army needs Salmon to join the fray,
and nobody in the Tuna-verse but you can save the day!
Anchovy-ry curious to see what's down below,
Your palace will be glorious, get in your ship and Roe.
Come to your master I'm Turbot-charged with rage,
Be part of my story, I'll let you Tern the page,
At least Mullet over, and cast your mind on this,
I'd Hake to lose you as a friend and brand you enemy of fish.
You see I'm rather Fishious when it comes to those I fight,
I grab them by the Pollock and pull with all my might,
Then just for the Halibut, I tighten up my grip,
And pull a little Moray, and punch them in the lip,
And shove the Pollock down their throat, which ain't where it's Manta be.
It's a painful way to go, so don't miss this oppor-Tuna-ty.
Now tell me, now you've heard both of the sides of this deBait,
Is it me you want to fight for, or Anemone I hate?

I'm moving Water from my favourites to my ban list now.
Title: Re: ~~ Water ~~
Post by: JonathanCrazyJ on September 01, 2017, 06:24:01 am
Oh no, have I made a terrible mistHake?
Title: Re: ~~ Water ~~
Post by: CactusKing on October 23, 2017, 10:37:34 am
[20:06:05] ‹ZephyrPhantom› JCJ's name is now Ocean
[20:06:17] ‹ZephyrPhantom› Because no other place could hold that much salt


When Water wins war...
(https://i.imgur.com/uemm62B.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~ Water ~~
Post by: DoctorC on October 23, 2017, 10:43:27 am
Wow, rude

#LifeIsAnElement
Title: Re: ~~ Water ~~
Post by: hainkarga on November 10, 2017, 06:12:53 pm
And now with some music for The Awakening (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqh7N_4FZDw) of team Water's pro militarist tendencies. We show our true faces with the tempo starting at 1:35 and release the kraken at 2:50.
Title: Re: ~~ Water ~~
Post by: JonathanCrazyJ on November 11, 2017, 03:54:38 pm
So my wife and I went to one of those pottery painting cafes.
Am I the first Master with merchandise?
Sorry about the glare, it's shiny glaze.

 :waterbig

(https://i.imgur.com/lf5Xd4u.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/9s0ayRZ.jpg)
Title: Re: ~~ Water ~~
Post by: JonathanCrazyJ on November 11, 2017, 03:59:24 pm
Do we get an extra relic, considering I made an actual Water relic?
Title: Re: ~~ Water ~~
Post by: Spielkind on November 11, 2017, 05:32:06 pm
AWESOMEEEE!  8-)
Title: Re: ~~ Water ~~
Post by: moehrpi on November 12, 2017, 01:48:58 am
Better get those tokens in en masse in case you have to face Entroy next round. It would be a pity if someone walked all over Water. :O

This looks fantastic, nice work! :3
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