Herring SomeFin Bubbling
SomeFin bubbling underneath the waves,
Listen as they twist within, you're Herring battle blades,
The water comes to slaughter, it's Haddock with Air's reign,
But the battle might be brutal, and Cod be full of pain,
So the underwater army needs Salmon to join the fray,
and nobody in the Tuna-verse but you can save the day!
Anchovy-ry curious to see what's down below,
Your palace will be glorious, get in your ship and Roe.
Come to your master I'm Turbot-charged with rage,
Be part of my story, I'll let you Tern the page,
At least Mullet over, and cast your mind on this,
I'd Hake to lose you as a friend and brand you enemy of fish.
You see I'm rather Fishious when it comes to those I fight,
I grab them by the Pollock and pull with all my might,
Then just for the Halibut, I tighten up my grip,
And pull a little Moray, and punch them in the lip,
And shove the Pollock down their throat, which ain't where it's Manta be.
It's a painful way to go, so don't miss this oppor-Tuna-ty.
Now tell me, now you've heard both of the sides of this deBait,
Is it me you want to fight for, or Anemone I hate?