Completely agreeand fix'd I love what you did with the pendulum, and the bolt coming down from it (or is it holding it up?)
It's a time ray. I'm not really sure how it works, but if you use a strong enough one on a planet, the planet will behave as if 5 billion years have passed (eg. cooling down and losing atmosphere). Using it on a star causes it to quickly reach the state of a black dwarf, a supernova, or even a black hole. Using it on an Elemental causes him to die from the sudden dose of awesomeness, as he is able to see all the future updates to Elements the Game.
I guess I'll have to increase the production of Pendulum-Motherships if the demand continues to rise :]
The Hourglass-Mecha may be a little bit less awesome, but still every Elemental is afraid when he sees his opponent has 10 or more Hourglasses

The standard plasma blasters are easily exchangeable with torchlights, as both look the same.
As for the speech, if anyone is interested, the first voice is... mine... though with changed pitch and added echo.
The second voice is an 'American male voice' speech synthesizer, with doubled track and some delay,
the third one is a 'Polish female voice' speech synthesizer, which was reading this text:
Łorszip mi mortals!
For Aj em de Infestet Eterniti,
de Goddes ow Blejds,
de Mader ow Fjuczer,
de Inszurens Ejdżent ow de Tajm Słorm,
de Ołtor ow Silli Tajtyls Ewriłan Hes Tu Lern Baj Hart, Or Bi Maj Diner,
de Kjutest Ejlien bycz in de Juniwers,
de Łan iwen DEF himself Firs.
jes, de DEF from de Dyskłorld.
Enyłej, Ajw red jur majnd end Aj noł oll abałt ju, ju silli silli lityl mortal! If aj łer jur mader, Ajd morf ju intu e Skeleton, et list jud bi mor jusful.
Aj łisz Aj hed som ikłolli epik frjends tu tok tu... sadli dats imposibyl bikoz... Ajm di only łan.
Not lajk ju Dżimmi.
Infestet Eterniti (jaddaa jaddaa jaddaa) ałt.The fourth one was a 'British male voice' with echo added.
The last one was a sum of the three voices.
I know there are better voice synthesizers than the ones I used, but they come at a price (roughly 24 cards), and they have a wine rating of garbage, so I'd need to devote some more time to make them running.