Yeh, we don't have pansy squiggles or little fishes, we have big letters.
Banner
(http://www.mnn.com/sites/default/files/styles/node-gallery-display/public/pulls.jpg)
http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/space/photos/10-incredible-images-of-black-holes/pulling-from-a-star
Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE)
TL:DW : I'm so fat my shadows have weight, I regularly get my shoes shined, and I'll sit on you. Oh yeah, and I'm fat.
Speech
Warriors of Gravity, it is our time to shake the earth.
:aether Even aether cannot escape us by running into it's wimpy alternate dimension, we follow them, and force them to obey us :aether
:air Although it looks like air triumphs us, we never tire while the flying creatures of the sky do. They must continually exert themselves or fall. We sit and laugh at them. :air
:darkness Darkness! Hah! They think they know the true meaning of night? We of gravity have the void of light itself, the black hole. Darker than anything those wannabees can conjure :darkness
:death You think gravity isn't deadly? Jump off your roof headfirst :death
:earth It is not only earth that can shake the world. We simply have to step, and we can command earth's strongest weapon, the earthquakes themselves! :earth
:entropy It is only fools that think that chaos is better than order. With only chaos, nothing would be accomplished. Gravity, is the Law, we allow all things to be :entropy
:fire Aww fire, our one true foe. You who seem to defy us by climbing up, and up. However with the absence of gravity, fire burns colder, with a blue flame. It can only reach peak strength with the addition of gravity. :fire
:life Without gravity we would have no stars, if Earth even existed we would have no life. Life depends on a multitude of things, gravity being the most important :life
:light Even though gravity does not exercise complete control over light, we can still bend it, and control it to some extent. Gravity on the other hand has no reliance on light! :light
:time Time has no domain over gravity. When gravity came into being, so did time, and they shall leave forevermore. Time does not threaten gravity in the slightest, in fact, we even show total disregard for it by wasting it and sleeping all day. :time
:water Rain requires gravity to fall. Snow requires gravity to fall. Ice requires gravity to move, and if there was no gravity there would be no flowing water. All water would become stagnant and diseased. :water
Closing Remarks
(http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Humpback-whale-jump-in-Canada-by-Matthew-Thornton.jpg)
Yeh, we don't have pansy squiggles or little fishes, we have big letters.
:gravity Gravity Propaganda :gravity
No offence, but what are those tiny gravity marks? Did you mean this?:
The opening image is nice. :) I just can't stand not posting optical stuff:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maq8ld7PRF1rufo8no1_500.gif)
Don't click this when you're trapped by gravity (http://fallingfalling.com)
Yeh, we don't have pansy squiggles or little fishes, we have big letters.
:gravity Gravity Propaganda :gravity
No offence, but what are those tiny gravity marks? Did you mean this?:
The opening image is nice. :) I just can't stand not posting optical stuff:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maq8ld7PRF1rufo8no1_500.gif)
Don't click this when you're trapped by gravity (http://fallingfalling.com)
Stole your idea for the title XD.
Also to all you haters out there, the "Warrio's" was obviously a reference to a fatter version of the mario character. As you can see, it is a whole letter fatter. Duh.