Words to live by.

[Talipallo]

''Masturbation is known to cause a number of health problems including hair loss, obesity, depression, stress, lack of motivation, diarrhea and feminism.''
~ 4 out of 5 dentists

The lesson is to never play with your wee wee. Clearly it's not good for you...

[vivimancer]

I swear about half of the above have just been googled.

Personally I try and live by these;

Look after number one (and if you don't know who number one is, you never will)
Have respect (If you show respect you will be show it,)
Be a man (Stand up for yourself, evn if you know you messed up, take your lumps.)
Trust no-one (especially not yourself, double check just in case.)
And don't let the bastards get you down

[Pineapple]

I swear about half of the above have just been googled.

You make it sound like someone cheated on a test by answering with that they found when they searched the question on google.
Hint: I believe, for some strange reason, that no one did this. :P


A mirror shows not who you are but who they see.

[qwas296]

"if you can't win, change the rules"

[memimemi]

"If you need something to worship, then worship life — all life, every last crawling bit of it! We're all in this beauty together!"  -Paul Atreides (Dune Messiah, Frank Herbert)

"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." - Carl Sagan.

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now." - Zaphod Beeblebrox (The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams)

[Annele]

There is a small line between love and hate, but you can chose to stand far away from it.

[tyranim]

"if you take everything in life too seriously, then there's no room to enjoy the small things"
is what my middleschool teacher told me when he had cancer. those words have kept me sane for such a long time

[vivimancer]

There is a small line between love and hate, but you can chose to stand far away from it.

the greatest insult is ignorance, to hate somethings is to at least register its existance.

[Annele]

There is a small line between love and hate, but you can chose to stand far away from it.

the greatest insult is ignorance, to hate somethings is to at least register its existance.

I didn't say what side you had to stand on.

[bobknows]

I dont really have any specific quote to live by, but my moral system essentially boils down to this:
"take the path of least resistance"
Although this seems wimpy, cowardly, etc. it works, and it has served me well so far.

[vivimancer]

"take the path of least resistance"

Only dead fish go with the flow.

[Annele]

I dont really have any specific quote to live by, but my moral system essentially boils down to this:
"take the path of least resistance"
Although this seems wimpy, cowardly, etc. it works, and it has served me well so far.

Ha, does this apply to continually quitting against AI1 so one's arena deck stays in Silver, where mostly noobs grind?