Topthorn.
Topthorn!
TOPTHORN, DAMMIT!!!
We read the book War Horse in class these past few weeks, my class and I. One one guy's worksheet, he got lazy, and all of the questions could be answered with 'Topthorn,' the main character's tall horse friend. (The main character is a horse, if you don't know.) He dies, too. So it really does work for every question, as you can, indeed, 'Go take a Topthorn in the corner.'