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What is your Zombie Plan? https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=6193.msg63515#msg63515
« on: May 04, 2010, 08:13:14 pm »
FACT: A zombie infestation will at some point swarm out of control and bring about a global zombie appocalypse.

FACT: Billions of people all over the world are NOT ready.

FACT: Millions of people all over the world ARE ready.

What steps have you taken to give you the best chances for survival?

My plan:

Nearly 100% self-sufficient farmstead already fully operational.  Solar power, gardens, livestock.
Easily defensible perimeter can be fully defended by just 1 individual if necessary.
Multiple fall-back points available for nearly any situation or level of attack.
Supplies include ammoless weapon arsenal for the inevitable after years of zombie siege.
Multiple forms of communication equipment ranging from low to high tech.
Complete library full with all necessary subjects including entertainment.

From our base it will be possible to not only survive the zombie appocalypse, but to extend our boarders incrementally as we exterminate the local zombie population, forging the foundation of a new human civilization.

FACT: You are more likely to get eaten by zombies than to win the lottery.

What's your plan?
Jallen

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Re: What is your Zombie Plan? https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=6193.msg64799#msg64799
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2010, 10:05:51 am »
Well, I would use my home, since thats probably where im at.
First of all, take all food that can survive out of a fridge, and carry it up to the highest floor of the house.
Then I want to fill the tub, the shower and the two sinks with water in case it gets cut off we still have water to live on, then ill fill the bottles I find around the house, so I have as much water as possible. With the food and water alright, Ill check my garage while it is safe and take what I can need/use as weapon, also bring what we got of hunting equipment, knives and heavy stuff that we can gather quick, and an axe or two. When the zombies approach we lock down our house, and go upstairs, and crush the stais with the gathered axes. We are now in the topstory of our house, safe and sound. Zombies cant climb, so theres nothing they can do. And we will simply outlast them, if theres anything crucial we need downstairs, we can lower down a ladder, and use the weapons to smash our way to what we might need, but we SHOULD have enough food/water for a week or two.

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Re: What is your Zombie Plan? https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=6193.msg64801#msg64801
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2010, 10:12:15 am »
My plan: Become a zombie.

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Re: What is your Zombie Plan? https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=6193.msg64802#msg64802
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2010, 10:16:43 am »
Rule #1 Cardio - the faties go first, sorry to say but its true
Rule #2 double tap - dont be stingy with your bullets. if you arnt sure if a zombies dead, whats one clean shot to the head?
Rule #3 No bathrooms - zombies seem to be able to smell when your weakest, stay away
Rule #4 Buckle up - its gunna be a bumpy ride

as my name implies i will kiiiiiillll them.

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Re: What is your Zombie Plan? https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=6193.msg66848#msg66848
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2010, 09:41:53 am »
Rule #1 Cardio - the faties go first, sorry to say but its true
Rule #2 double tap - dont be stingy with your bullets. if you arnt sure if a zombies dead, whats one clean shot to the head?
Rule #3 No bathrooms - zombies seem to be able to smell when your weakest, stay away
Rule #4 Buckle up - its gunna be a bumpy ride

as my name implies i will kiiiiiillll them.

Bah, I didnt care to much for zombieland ^^
I prefer my zombie survival guide! :D

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Re: What is your Zombie Plan? https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=6193.msg73273#msg73273
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2010, 01:58:43 am »
Meh, not so big on killing I'll leave that to the pros.  I'd be a good survivor though.  I'd especially enjoy the part where you get to go looting and steal ferraris.  And the repopulating the planet part.

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Re: What is your Zombie Plan? https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=6193.msg95516#msg95516
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2010, 01:01:44 am »
Meh, not so big on killing I'll leave that to the pros.  I'd be a good survivor though.  I'd especially enjoy the part where you get to go looting and steal ferraris.  And the repopulating the planet part.
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Re: What is your Zombie Plan? https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=6193.msg95518#msg95518
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2010, 01:04:09 am »
Take a galactic spaceship and get the heck off this planet.  ::)

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Re: What is your Zombie Plan? https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=6193.msg97595#msg97595
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2010, 09:40:48 am »
Maybe Ill just seek shelter in my tardis =)

I agree with u there, Plastiqe! Good true words!

FACT: zombies CANT run.

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Re: What is your Zombie Plan? https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=6193.msg98128#msg98128
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2010, 10:31:11 pm »
FACT: A zombie infestation will at some point swarm out of control and bring about a global zombie appocalypse.

FACT: Billions of people all over the world are NOT ready.

FACT: Millions of people all over the world ARE ready.

What steps have you taken to give you the best chances for survival?

My plan:

Nearly 100% self-sufficient farmstead already fully operational.  Solar power, gardens, livestock.
Easily defensible perimeter can be fully defended by just 1 individual if necessary.
Multiple fall-back points available for nearly any situation or level of attack.
Supplies include ammoless weapon arsenal for the inevitable after years of zombie siege.
Multiple forms of communication equipment ranging from low to high tech.
Complete library full with all necessary subjects including entertainment.

From our base it will be possible to not only survive the zombie appocalypse, but to extend our boarders incrementally as we exterminate the local zombie population, forging the foundation of a new human civilization.

FACT: You are more likely to get eaten by zombies than to win the lottery.

What's your plan?
Jallen
What happens when a group of well armed people come and try to take over your farm because it's so awesome?

Just like the Prison in the Walking Dead.

You all seem to forget that you will also have to combat desperate and greedy individuals who will try to take whatever is working for you. =P

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Re: What is your Zombie Plan? https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=6193.msg99730#msg99730
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2010, 01:16:45 am »
If Trapped in City
1. Steal Armored Van
2. Raid the sports shop, all the ammo and guns are mine, swipe some machetes for good measure.
3. Raid Walmart, need food.
4. Get back to base, if infested, find other household, emptied of zombies.
5. Kill all undead attempting to breach the perimeter.

If at Home
1. Gather weapons: shot gun, kitchen knives, even forks.
2. Seal windows.
3. Power Tools
4. Kill all undead attempting to breach the perimeter.

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Re: What is your Zombie Plan? https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=6193.msg99743#msg99743
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2010, 02:09:10 am »
Everyone seems to be forgetting Costco and/or Walmart.  Everything you could possibly need + other survivors + brick walls on the outside.

Also, what kind of zombies are we talking about here?  There are some that are fast but are weak and others that are slow and can eventually break through most barriers.
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