What is your favorite quote?

[Bloodshadow]

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Instant win.

[Slim8stack]

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. ~RFK

[harry959]

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

Most of my sig.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

[killsdazombies]

from portal
"Good news. I just found out what you just destroyed was. It was my morality chip, they put it in me after i filled the lab with a deadly nerotoxin to stop me from filling the lap with a deadly neurotoxin. Please get comfortable as i warm up the neurotoxin emitters"
not really an epic serious quote but fun none the less.

[EvaRia]

Portal has awesome quotes =D
"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always give helpful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."

[killsdazombies]

"Just in case you dont make it. Goodbye"

those robot turrets are funny too
"Why?"
"I dont blame you"
"Forgive me"
"good night."

[Dragoon1140]

Portal has awesome quotes =D

This was a triumph, I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

[Kuross]

"The trick to flying is simply throw yourself at the ground... and miss."

-Douglas Addams

[QuantumT]

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
-Albert Einstein

"A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else."
-John Burroughs

[Daytripper]

Ok this is a special one for the people from the religious section: (In Dutch it rhymes)

''Geloof in God, maar doe wel je fiets op slot.''

= ''Believe in God, but do put your bike on the lock.''

Several sources.

[Memorystick]

"I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

       -Voltaire

[miniwally]

“While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die.” - Leonardo Da Vinci