What is your favorite quote?

[Kuross]

"You gonna eat that?"

-Otyugh

[Memorystick]

"You gonna eat that?"

-Otyugh

Epic
What about the scarab? Does it get its own quote too?

[YawnChainHow]

The human race is running out of good quotes.

[Korugar]

I think this is the funniest/best thread I've read in a while

[DrunkDestroyer]

"Aithiesm is no more a religion than bald is a hair colour"

-Someone in Kong Chat. I will find you and add you...eventually.

[TheOwner]

"Whoever said the pen was greater than the sword never seen automatic machine guns"
"Incoming fire has the right of way"
"Teamwork is essential, it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at"
"Aim towards the enemy" - Found in the instruction manual of a Rocket Launcher
"Patriots talk about dieing for their country, but never about killing for their country"
"Try to look unimportant, the enemy may be low on ammo"

Almost all were either unknown or something or another.  They make up me and my paintball buddies Rules and Tips.  I'll post the rest of them when I can find them.

If your wondering, we made the rules and tips after we crushed a team and they asked for help, we started joking around with some of these quotes and it became our official rule book.  Since we began using it we've lost one match (out of... 50+ different teams and 150+ games).

[miniwally]

"It is always useful to have an enemy who is prepared to die for his country, this means that both you and he have exactly the same aim in mind." - Jingo, 21st Discworld Novel, Terry Pratchett.

[EvaRia]

"Treat others as you would like to be treated. I dunno, I'm feeling pretty suicidal right now."
-My random thought.

[linkcat]

"Simple = Better"
               -zanzarino

[QuantumT]

"Aithiesm is no more a religion than bald is a hair colour"

-Someone in Kong Chat. I will find you and add you...eventually.

Actually, that quote is attributed to someone else:

Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.
-Don Hirschberg

[EvaRia]

Generation  Terrorists (http://generationterrorists.com)
Anyone else seen this before?
It's a pretty awesome quote site.
My favourite sections are Misc. Quotes and Stuff, and Utter Stupidity.

[icecoldbro]

"Whoever said the pen was greater than the sword never seen automatic machine guns"
"Incoming fire has the right of way"
"Teamwork is essential, it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at"
"Aim towards the enemy" - Found in the instruction manual of a Rocket Launcher
"Patriots talk about dieing for their country, but never about killing for their country"
"Try to look unimportant, the enemy may be low on ammo"

super lol my rule for war die young and ur called a hero, die old and ur a veteran, living ur called a traitor