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Re: War Rap Battle Redux https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=32064.msg433069#msg433069
« Reply #60 on: December 01, 2011, 12:16:52 am »
meh.
I recognize that you're elite
but like an upped spark
you're still gonna die.
Who cares about air?
I have it for breakfast
so run away unless you've a deathwish.
but if you do
I can grant it
my demon will smack you down-
you won't be able to land it
your got more bark than bite
your shockwaves to loud
so stand back and be cowed
like the april fools joke
swallow your pride-
cause you have no more time left to bide.
you can't stall for crap
your sheild is pathetic
whats some fog-
I'll send you back to a time when all discourse was Hellenic.

Entropy, what mayhem!
Entropy, what stress!
Entropy will leave behind nothing but  :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death :death
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Re: War Rap Battle Redux https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=32064.msg433106#msg433106
« Reply #61 on: December 01, 2011, 12:54:41 am »
meh.
I recognize that your elite
but like an upped spark
you're still gonna die.
Who cares about air?
I have it for breakfast
so run away unless you've a deathwish.


Entropy, what mayhem!
Entropy, what stress!
Entropy will leave behind nothing but
Nothing but?

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Re: War Rap Battle Redux https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=32064.msg433496#msg433496
« Reply #62 on: December 01, 2011, 10:07:39 pm »
 :death
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duh duh DUH!!!
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Re: War Rap Battle Redux https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=32064.msg435854#msg435854
« Reply #63 on: December 07, 2011, 02:17:11 am »
nerd1, I think you need a permanent Lobotomy
To remove all your skills, wait, you never had any
In the first place,
you useless basket case
It's obvious why I associate Malignant cell with your face

Now it's time for the real Discord
Entropy versus Air, this is one for the record
You're about to get floored, gored, over soared,
sent alone against the horde, you're in territory you've never explored
Cause after I'm done, Air gets a point on the scoreboard

We got Owl's Eyes, shootin' down all your creatures
Lycanthropes, psh, that's why we have preachers
Why are they called Fallen Elves? Because they're dead already
One Shockwave, send 'em back to the grave, nice and steady
Abominations? nerd1, you must be related
You're ugly and unwanted, just like them, hated
If we combined Troh, bucky, and rotface all in one
You would still be disliked more, now get shunned

Yeah, you got devastated like Schrodinger's Cats in a Thunderstorm
I warned you once already, so get on your knees and conform

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Re: War Rap Battle Redux https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=32064.msg436854#msg436854
« Reply #64 on: December 10, 2011, 12:11:50 am »
stop spewing your hate, troll
your rhymes are ordinary, boring and droll
yeah that's redundant- I know it is
but I thought you just needed reminding- you've no place in show biz.
you bore us to tears
with your raps
get an exterminator-
I'm afraid your attic is filled with bats.

I'm the spokesperson for entropy-
the element that wears many hats
we've got CC,PC- all that.
We're fun to play- every game's different.
your elements a bore- quite diffident.

yeah- you've got some good cards-
we'll grant you that,
but you're a sorry bard
but your average spells fail when they're but up to bat.
Your shockwave- how scary! I fear for my life!
I'll vibrate to death- but wait, I won't- Ockham's knife
whoops, did I say that wrong, I'm so contrite!
but your decks are to boring to even play right!

your best deck- powerful wurms- is really quite fast,
but without our powers of chaos it would be dead last.

you're so confident- but your team's never gonna win?
it looks like you picked your cards from a trash bin.
They're blue- like cotton candy
I quake in my boots!
but we're regal purple
were not only good, but royalty to boot.

You're already out of war, so you should just leave
our team's better than yours,
were going for gold
your hand was so bad
there was nothing you could do but fold.
course- that's not your fault, but wait, it is!
if you had better cards,
you still wouldn't win.

The entire EtG relies on our supernovas,
you contribute what, one good card?
I feel your wurms are below us.
and your dragon- just wind in our faces,
think farting's gonna get you places?!

so back off, we're ready to sow some discord,
leave you tinkering with your predictable little tinkertoys, have fun getting bored!

Entropy, what mayhem!
Entropy, what stress!
Entropy will leave behind nothing, not even  :death
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Re: War Rap Battle Redux https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=32064.msg437319#msg437319
« Reply #65 on: December 11, 2011, 06:30:25 am »
Entropy is lame, that's a fact, we can all agree
Just ask some random player on the street
Nine out of ten say Nova ruins the game
And Discord is hated more than a dealer showing ace of spades
Who's playing cards now? I'm a high roller
While you're still sucking your thumb in a stroller

Yeah, you're a baby, you need to grow up
Start being original and think for yourself
Supernova rushes are for people with negative IQ
They can't think of better decks so they copy-paste to win a few

Fact is if you like entropy cuz of Nova, you should be shot
If you use Discord I could care less if you rot
Air is free, soaring above all the mundane
Using Entropy is just a huge pain
It's so plain, I refrain
Even the mere sight of purple cards hurts my brain
I'll drench your cards in propane,
Light them up and watch the beautiful flame

Remember that match Entropy lost with Pandebonium?
Four card combo, every game, Air just owned 'em
Beating a counter is unheard of, but with Air
You can do it easily, with our inherent flair

All your rhymes missed me because of my Fog Shield
Try harder next time, so your words actually brings yield
Just a tip: you should fold now, because I know your bluffing
You can't survive my Unstable Gases igniting, they'll reduce you to nothing

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Re: War Rap Battle Redux https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=32064.msg437814#msg437814
« Reply #66 on: December 12, 2011, 04:18:51 am »
It's great that you're so enthusiastic
You think air is so fantastic
But yeah, newsflash
You've been reduced to ash

I mean, really?
Get out of here Legit
This is the War rap battle thread
Not some baby's ball pit

Beaten by the Light
You've lost your last fight
There will be no more flight
Team air's been blinded with white

All the other teams will fall just like that
We'll swat them like a useless gnat
Light will always be the best
So much better than the rest

Stop cowering in fear
It's time to fight
And everybody screams
LET THERE BE LIGHT!
Creepers be creepin'
Builders be weepin'

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Re: War Rap Battle Redux https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=32064.msg438482#msg438482
« Reply #67 on: December 14, 2011, 03:06:55 am »
Now that I've seen the Light, I'll tell you that I'm not impressed
You're cowards, hiding behind Dim Shields, you've transgressed
Remember Air won every other match against Light, do I have to attest?
We even won by Fractaling your own Rays of Light, get embarrassed

Wanna fight, be my guest. You're nothing more than a Pest
You're in first place now? First place at being my armrest
Because let's face it, Air is the best. Light is about to be suppressed
Just look at how we're dressed, we're the only ones that are truly Blessed

All your creatures are just Air ripoffs
Archangel, Pegasus, hah, you can hear my scoffs
Miracle? That's cool, except against my Sky Blitz OTK
Thunderstorm versus RoL/Hope, yeah, you can't even play

Air may be out of war but this is a different battlefield
You can get Healed, protect yourself with a Shield,
Even freeze me, Congealed, but the outcome is sealed
No one can match these rhymes I wield,
Legit, representing Team Air, ya'll just got killed! (prounounce it KEY-lled to make it rhyme)

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Re: War Rap Battle Redux https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=32064.msg438718#msg438718
« Reply #68 on: December 14, 2011, 09:53:04 pm »
think we're so boring? think again
when you see our 20/20 mutant dragonpronounce dragun
we're the master of not boring
your so predictable pronounce predictable
go play tiddlywinks if you can't handle our freak show
you mentioned you're a high roller-
you say that a lot,
but I'm afraid your hopes dreams and wants have just gotten shot.
shot down to the ground
you were one of the first teams to lose
so go suck your thumb
while we celebrate with booze.
you're up in the air-
serene in your grace
and to stupid to figure out how to get into space.
cause we're extraterrestrial
not bound to this earth
while your just some airheads- rejected at birth.
you're not so legit-
we're not dead yet
unlike you-
spewing hate-
spoiling this thread.

Entropy, what mayhem!
Entropy, what stress!
Entropy will leave behind nothing, not even :death
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Re: War Rap Battle Redux https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=32064.msg445443#msg445443
« Reply #69 on: January 04, 2012, 10:59:05 pm »
 :time :time :time :time :time :time :time :time

It's pretty cute
the way you guys are rappin
but all it amounts to
is a whole lot of fappin

i'm not sure what you're doing
battling like this
are you fighting for who gets to
be time's bitch?

cuz come on, lets face it
you're all inferior to time
without it's forces
you couldn't even rhyme

come on air, light & entropy
lets see how you do
now that i've come down
to battle with you

will you step up your game
to rhyme with elements that matter?
or will you end up becoming
time's next victim to shatter?

just remember to be careful
time's strong like no other
piss me off & i'll send arnold
back in time to kill your mother

WORD

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Re: War Rap Battle Redux https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=32064.msg445450#msg445450
« Reply #70 on: January 04, 2012, 11:26:42 pm »
newb, stop spewing your crap-
 :entropy is top dog,
you can't even rap.

Time is measured in  :entropy,
without us,
you'd be a definitionless one trick pony.

go back in  :time-
you won't change anything,
we're the real deal,
rules of physics bending.

we go good with black holes-
tearing the fabric of space,
how many time elementals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
know your place.

we've been sowing discord,
before you were even born,
you spend all your  :time looking at hourglasses,
while we've been turning nukes into acorns.

I hope you understand the  :gravity
of the situation you're in,
if we're playing,
there's no way you're gonna win.

Entropy, what mayhem!
Entropy, what stress!
Entropy will leave behind nothing but  :death
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Re: War Rap Battle Redux https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=32064.msg1118566#msg1118566
« Reply #71 on: January 01, 2014, 06:10:12 am »
Well, aint that a necro answer
but as they, better late than never
My rap is going to be the best you've ever heard
You can even ask your mother

Because me, im not a quitter
Never ever gonna surrender
never gonna stop, never gonna lose
You better not let my raps on the loose

All of you are losers next to me
We are here to build raps, not to talk ignorantly
You can always go cry to your mommy
But tonight she'll still be with me.

So give up, just cut your tongue off
Stop acting like your tough
'cause we all know what's going down
And that's you, wanna-be rapper clown
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