War Rap Battle Redux

[Waterknight2012]

You think your so cool with your entropy crap,
but i can prove that you aren't merely 'cause you can't rap.

Look at the rhymes you messed up joke,
your wanna-be raps make me wanna choke

I''l tell you how it goes let me lay down the rules,
When you rap you have grammar,
so you must use the tools.

I know how to spell, rhyme, and rap you see
Really it was that laid it out to me

I know what I'm saying you retarded dog,
I was saying earth, water and were better then your dumb-ass entropy hog.

But fire's king you must admit,
I was clearly saying that fire know what to hit!

[nerd1]

shut your repetitive mouth
you ugly fire bastard
your luck has gone down south
which helps me win all the faster.

You call me a dog?
I am a cat
you are a pathetic senile old bat.

so feel my wrath and feel it good
you've lost
'cause entropy is in da hood.

Entropy, what mayhem!
Entropy, what stress!
Entropy will leave behind nothing but .

[ninetyfools]

shut your repetitive mouth
you ugly fire bastard
your luck has gone down south
which helps me win all the faster.

You call me a dog?
I am a cat
you are a pathetic senile old bat.

so feel my wrath and feel it good
you've lost
'cause entropy is in da hood.

Entropy, what mayhem!
Entropy, what stress!
Entropy will leave behind nothing but .

LOL love this one. Dont have anything against it. 

[nerd1]

I am officially the most proficient proficient rapper on this thread  8)
I rapped 15 different raps.

[Waterknight2012]

Gawd rapping on elements is sooo hard..
I can't say anything personal 

I must admit,
You raps are good
but fire won't surrender even with your stinkin' hood

You think you have mayhem,
You think you bring stress,
but it is only that brings all the

yeah i stole your "line"
what will you do 'bout it punk?
All your gonna do is slam me with your rap-a-dap junk

Yeah Dischords are tough,
and lycanthropes too,
But they are all junk when i fire rush on you

[Xenocidius]

Time for the Master of Raps to take it home
You're rapping on the Internet, forever alone
Get the hell off this thread, it's getting to your head
And this thread's about War, that's what Legit said

I feel like I'm hearing some amateur rappers
Being watched by a crowd of sarcastic clappers
You should be ashamed for making this thread not legit
So one more rap for me, then I'm going to quit

War's looking good on this very fine day
Team Underworld's here and they're here to stay
Lead by General TStar, who's fighting for fame
Cereal Guy got in without playing a game

Team Fire is failing, Napalm is flailing
Her fists, but the other teams are assailing
Good things take time, and Time is leading
Let's see how they like War when they're bleeding

Gravity had a perfect Round Three
The fat guys are clapping their fat hands with glee
Team Air's ego has taken a hit
Turns out Legit's claims weren't so legit

Team Darkness is hiding in the shadows for now
But I assure you they'll win, now I'm taking a bow

[Waterknight2012]

Damn you really are the master of rappers,
I solemnly surrender to you but not to nerds crappers.
Your the colonel of death so I am allies with you,
Even though your Xenodicious darkness gives me a boo.
My fave elements are darkness and fire
So I know you aren't a lier

Fire's going down in flames of loss,
But next war we are going to show you who's boss!
Entropy isn't winning at all
So I guess we all get the fall
This Rap war isn't over,
We will burn you down like a puny leaf-clover

[Legit]

Are you guys comedians?
Because your raps are all jokes
Any team other than Air
winning war is a terrible hoax

None of you even joined war, that's ironic
Supporting a losing team is even more moronic
My rhymes destroy you like a shockwave, supersonic
Just watch with moroseness when my avatar becomes iconic

Waterknight, supporting team Fire with a name like yours
For that you should be fed to a swarm of Condors
nerd1, haven't you heard, quality over quantity,
Your IQ is that number at the end of your name, you wannabe
Anyone can write a mediocre rap, three
lines long, you baby,
go back to preschool,
and cry for your mommy

Xeno, Reading your raps is a pain, I'm filled with disdain,
Writing raps of your caliber is plain inhumane
Yeah, you're like a fly while Team Air is a warplane
You're easily slain, while we reign, over everything
The skies are our domain, we're ten times stronger than Octane
Your element doesn't matter, Team Air is gonna be your bane!

[nerd1]

air my ass
you couldn't fill a balloon
now imma pop your bubble like bloons

think you're gonna win?
I think you've already lost
Any team that plays air
is very definitely not gonna be boss.

so Air is our bane?
we're nor even allergic!
so go screw yourself
and put on some detergent.

Your rhymes smell so bad
I fear the stink of  comes from you
cause hell is where you're going
your pathetic winds blowing.

Entropy, what mayhem!
Entropy, what stress!
Entropy will leave behind nothing but .

[artimies7]

Thank you, Carter from RH.
Carter123456:
Noodles are good
Noodles are great
When i go fishing i use noodles as bait
Artimies has a pic of noodles
With a japan sun in the back
It was genious to set as an icon,
I'll give the guy that.
So this is the end of my poem.
I hope that you will please
Go eat some tasty noodles
Try them with a side of CHEESE!

[nerd1]

bad noodles bad!
you're far from the best
you may be yummy
but your rapper lags far behind the rest

so stop with your spam
cause it's an eyesore
go play with tinkertoys
you annoying ... ...person

entropy is best
I'll say it again
saying otherwise
should be a sin

none of the others
have our swag
I have to say
this rap battle is in the bag

Entropy, what mayhem!
Entropy, what stress!
Entropy will leave behind nothing but 

[Legit]

artimies7,
So you can copy-paste a poem some random guy wrote for you
You're such a great rapper, I think I should bow to you
And nerd1, I know preschoolers that rap better than you
I told you already, you're done, go back to school
You guys dare ruin my thread with that trash?
Your posts aren't even raps, watch out for the whiplash
I permanently wreck all those who post, I'll turn you to ash,
Use your remains to make toast, try to reborn, ha
I dumped that worthless crap in the sea, didn't even make a splash

Try to ignite while at the bottom of the ocean,
That's like combining a Dragonfly with a Rage Potion
You're already dead, your hope is all gone
Yeah, I used Thunderstorm on all your photons
Oops, I meant Ray of Light, but who cares
Anything is forgettable if it dies to Air
Speaking of death, MrBlonde just called, said you're checking in
You're gonna die faster than a Spark with Adrenaline
I feel like I'm wasting my time, you guys don't learn, I always win
Come back when your raps are worth more than dimes, or else you'll get burned, hah, again