War Rap Battle Redux

[artimies7]

Noodles are boss.
Noodles are boss.
Out the window you will be tossed.

From the boiling water,
To the last shot,
Noodles will win the lot.

You might say it ain't an element.
You might say it can't be done.
But you know these noodles have already won.

The noodles are my avatar.
Your base belong to them.
Now I go and eat them in scores of ten.

[nerd1]

Noodles are boss.
Noodles are boss.
Out the window you will be tossed.

From the boiling water,
To the last shot,
Noodles will win the lot.

You might say it ain't an element.
You might say it can't be done.
But you know these noodles have already won.

The noodles are my avatar.
Your base belong to them.
Now I go and eat them in scores of ten.

I think the secret noodle element just won  8)
edit: I edited my previous rap battle post again, if anyone wants to fight it.

[Essence]

The "Not in War" Team's Response

Ain't even playin but I know it's tha truth
All y'all war squads is lame and a little uncouth
The fact of the matter is y'all gonna fail
An' fall down the ladder where your view is our tail
We climbin that shit like white guys on a rock
You suckin' hind tit like it's yo' mama's...sock.

(more later, I'm just getting started.)

[nerd1]

I apologize
for your uncouth nihilistic ways
but it seems that entropy
is going to win the day

you can take your shmancy self denial
and shove it down your throat
cause entropy is going to make
you swallow you fancy, hypocritical words

Entropy, what mayhem!
Entropy, what stress!
Entropy will leave behind nothing but .
(that's going to be my rap sig now, I'm going to try to end all my raps like that.)

[ninetyfools]

Nah fire, fire is the best
Its better than that stupid card called pest
Fire is better than the rest
Noodles cant defeat the might
of fire when the tempature is just right

SO Lets go FIRE!!!!

[nerd1]

Entropy just gazes apon your puny weakness and smiles
It's time for us to take down this mockery you like to call "fire"
our creatures are the best
your spells are the worst
we will obliterate the rest
and make your pathetic bubbles of hope burst

Entropy, what mayhem!
Entropy, what stress!
Entropy will leave behind nothing but .

[ninetyfools]

Dude, I think your head needs a little rest
If you think the Entropy can beat the rest
The only element that should be a fable
is the freaken legendary  Light will eat yo table

Light is so sexy
Light is just so right
Light is bright
Its gonna make you blind if u dont shade your eyes

LIGHT is the pro
Light makes the best
feel like the nooby rest

[nerd1]

I'm just gonna re-use my previous light battle rap against you cause I'm a lazy bastard
alternate rap:

It causes skin cancer, yes
But entropy mutates, warps, and sends down to hell.

No prissy photons or unicorns for me,
Just horrendous Abominations, dragons, and demons, please.

Entropy, what mayhem!
Entropy, what stress!
Entropy will leave behind nothing but .

[ninetyfools]

Wtf? Wtf
Since when was Entropy the best?
Man, lest time i checked  just nommed all the rest!

Sure Entropy can be a teeny bit scary
But who the hell cares when you just goddamn parry?

And water dont even joke...
All them prissy lil pufferfishes
Make me wanna say THEM GODDAMN Bitc**s

Gravity! Gravity! NOMS all the rest

[NikaZaslavsky]

silly little fire
and entropy, you too

you think you can run from us, yeah right
you can't hide from something that is everywhere
that's Light!

nerd1, get your facts right
your ugly abominations can't win a fight
you know, our spells are the best
miracle will save us from the rest

don't even get me started on fire
your creatures are so fragile
my morningstar smashes
leaving nothing but ashes
ashes made of weak fire fairies
go eat some poisonous berries!

Stop cowering in fear
It's time to fight
And everybody screams
LET THERE BE LIGHT!
(my rap sig)

[nerd1]

(nice rap sig)
I am entropy; I laugh
your puny photons just bounce of my sheilds; it's elementary; it's math
the rng gods always roll in my favor
cause entropy in going to own face in this endeavor

your pathetic creatures of light are weak
after I'm done you're gonna cry for a week.
Entropy is boss
and light is it's slave
cause entropy
is gonna win all the fights today

Entropy, what mayhem!
Entropy, what stress!
Entropy will leave behind nothing but .

[ninetyfools]

Since when was the light the crazy best?
Sir, you are a fool Ill all you pests
Gravity just owned you
What can Light do if your'e stuck to the ground?
Man, I gonna accelerate into yo a$$
And ur prissy little miracle?
Ill just use catapult and toss my chimera into yo face

OHH gravity! You cant get your ass off the floor!
Why wont u get up?
Cuz your golden dragons shivering on the floor like a goddamn facist

Dont even get me
started on Entropy
Them ugly Abominations
so sissy with the pink and purple

GRAVITY! GRAVITY! NOM ON THE NOOBIES PLZ!