War Rap Battle Redux

[Legit]

Look up to the skies
Behold the power of Team Air
Wipe the tears from your eyes
And go back to your day care

Yeah, we know how to get high
We'll light up the night, just like the Fourth of July
Soaring to impossible heights, reaching impossible places
We're flying aces, bombing enemy bases
We got people running, terrified looks on their faces

We've mastered the art of flying, unlike the rest
All the other elementals are controlled and oppressed
Cuz they can't be free, chained to the ground
Unable to revel in the glorious air abound

We're top tier, one can only dream of reaching our height
This isn't a war, I wouldn't even call it a fight
Cuz we be dropping thunderstorms all day and all night
Sendin' shockwaves through the ground, sky blitzing in mid-flight
 
There's simply no way you can even compare
Just give up now because you can't beat Team Air!

[Xenocidius]

I think you're a bit high
Prepare to fall from the skies
And spatter on the ground
Blood, guts and eyes

Darkness finds you annoying
They use your strengths against you
But passing wind
Is all you failures can do!

You may have mastered the art of flying
But Death has mastered dying
Darkness has mastered lying
At your badness we're sighing

Team Darkness beats all
You're an airhead, you suck
Surrender or fall
You'll need this: good luck.

[Legit]

Xeno, I recommend you go hide under your cloak
Your rap is a joke, I can't even bear to hear you croak
I'm comin' at you like a dragon that was provoked

You should know, my rhymes have more flow
Then every river controlled by Tiko
Yeah, my words will leave you scorched and burned,
Containing more fire than Napalm's army; be concerned
Cuz this will be the biggest moment since Antagon returned

Man, you're just a Pest, you wanna play, be my guest
The moment you use Steal, you're under arrest
I've got an Eagle's Eye, watching from the sky
Don't try to defy or you can join MrBlonde when you die

Your leader is a cow, he's the only real source of my steak
Pervepic and I eatin' high quality meat during our break
Wizardcat? Sounds like a failed internet meme
There's nothing good about your embarassing regime

Next time side with Team Air, you're outclassed
Your horizons are small while ours are vast
Don't check the weather channel because you won't like this forecast
This war, Team Darkness will be dead last!

[GG]

nom
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nom nom om
otys come to your mom

[Xenocidius]

You call that a rebuttal? Your rap is not legit
You let out some unstable gas, why don't you go and take a sh...ower
Your master is drunk, he's a destroyer of nothing
Nice Eagle's Eye there, you compensating for something?

There'll be a massive shockwave as your team hits the ground
You may as well give up, you can't pass the first round
We'll hit you through the fog, try and get us through the dusk
At the end of this all you'll be a lifeless husk

I'm not actually in War, I have better things to do
There's no point fighting if my opponent is as bad as you
Oh, I'm sure you'll fight Team Darkness with your little swarm of flies
Bring out the fly swats, don't swat until you see the whites of their eyes

Pervepic is an epic perv, someone call the cops
As for BatCountry, I'll Bloom you right out of the treetops
TuckingFypo? You can't even spell, you'll be a sitting duck
Robotocracy and plastique, I don't know you but you suck

You'll regret provoking me as your team begins to fall
Team Darkness is the one that will rule them all!

[agentflare]

  .
That is all.

[Captain Scibra]

We crush you with our weight
Sealing your fate
So much for your air as your lungs go first
We nom you till our bellies are about to burst

You may try to stop us with your fogs
Don't forget we are momentum hogs
For those who manage to fly away
We'll just toss an Titan your way

You think you can blitz
But you cannot match our wits
You featherweights can't take our phat
Just admit that is that

Legit you try to fly
But your gonna cry
As we pull you in
Gravity for the win!

[Sevs]

Something about how we are team earth
and we are so good we need a nerf.

[Captain Scibra]

Darkness you coward blokes
Be men and take off those cloaks
With your ducks you are so lame
Remember fog? It ends the same

You guys may be vampire
But we have plenty of mercs for hire
Torb likes when pests suck 'em dry
But check out Amber, she gonna make you cry

They say you cannot fight what you cannot not see
You'll soon find they didn't know Gravity
We use the Force to feel around
Not sight or even any sound

Xeno, you got spunk kid
But don't you think it'd be better if you hid?
We beat all with our massive size
Beware everybody, Gravity is on the rise!

[DrunkDestroyer]

Well Xeno, isn't it always strange to see
someone who talks down to Dr.UnkDee

Your tone is suitably feroucious, but your lyrics are downright atrocious
I've seen more flair in a bare bear's glare. It's too late to repair, but I suggest you beware, cause air is coming for you. Hope you have health care.

Quite frankly I can't bear to look at you, team Darkness makes me want to spew
My unattractive imagery might be quite the discovery, in the gallery of fakery that is your vault the cemetary. Thermobattery.



Oh, and if Eagles Eye represents us, enjoy that little dagger. You get it out fast, but its over far too soon. They can't even feel the damn thing. Health? They have 100!

[NikaZaslavsky]

Light will conquer all
All the other teams will fall
Without us, you can't see nothing
It'll be a miracle when you win something

Underworld is all the unwanted hobos
Darkness still hides in the shadows
Time will make its members too old for duels
Aether is full of immaterial fools

Gravity will be sucked into its black holes
Earth is afraid to come out of its burrows
Fire will be put out this war
Air will be thrown out the door

Death will die first, it's in their name
Life will not live to see the peaceful days
Water will be evaporated
Entropy is just a bunch of ponies

You all will be blinded
By our morning glory!

Stop cowering in fear
It's time to fight
And everybody screams
LET THERE BE LIGHT!

[nerd1]

Your spells are a joke
pathetic and weak
think miracle is good?
vs. pandemonium it's meek

probability wins the day
coin flips of fate
entropy is our way
and you can't run from us, it is much to late.

  will we sow
  we disrupt
  we will mow

  we will crush
  will we quench

for nothing is too hard when entropy's hell bent

from  we bring 
from  we turn to

we will dissipate
and will we ignore

and your screams
will be heard
for all of 

__________
alternate rap:

It causes skin cancer, yes
But entropy mutates, warps, and sends down to hell.

No prissy photons or unicorns for me,
Just horrendous Abominations, dragons, and demons, please.

Entropy, what mayhem!
Entropy, what stress!
Entropy will leave behind nothing but .