Wait, I actually have prom date? *mindblown*
Hopefully it's a kat. A human kat.
Kat: Noun. Used to refer to a kitten that is halfway to adulthood. A kat in human years would be in the ages of 13 to 19.
A Teen Furry? Tempting, but I believe I do have that one-upped.
Nice. too bad you can't date me. First, I'm not gay, and prolly you aren't. Second, I am a male kat.
Good, because it's not you.
Dammit, now I'm thinking about furries of questionable preferences...