Hmm... I'm bored.
Wait, what does this button do?

:O Awesome, it takes pics! Weeee =)

And even more uber awesome, I can do random stuff with it!
Broargh! me@creature of dawkness @ starting to spit... light?

Wait, that's not what I had in mind...

Meh, where's mah beer?



Aren't I pretty?
...
I agree, the beard - though beatyful as it is - gotta go.
So let's cut it! What? Razor? No way! Razors are for wussies, women and Life Elementals :O
Real men and Chuck Norris-Wannabes use axes!

All right, let's do it!
*chomp*

Ouch! Damn that hurt! I need something sharper.
Yeah, that should do the trick...

Too sha'pa! too sha'pa!!!

wlarghbrghlgh...
*still able to click send*
*clicks send*