Arrr ye' kiddin'? Th'parro'snot imprisoned. It lurves t'sit'n s'lil belt-cage. If'n'I wer'ta let't free, 'twould only bring me the eyes of the closest man -- orr the unmentionables of the closest lady-type.
And see'n's I'm clearly about'a go in'nera major video-rrrental establishment'n get merself a cop'yof Pirates -- not the Disney one, but that pr0n one what they trimmed down just'nouf to rent at Blockbuster -- I figgerd'it bester leave'em be, don'tcha know?