i never get drunk, and i can walk straight lines
Heck, I never drink, and I can't walk a straight line. I am not a graceful girl.
I remember my Junior year in high school. We just got finished playing a volleyball game and I am walking to go sit in the bleachers, (which are full of people from school and parents) and guess what my clumsy butt does. Yep, I fall flat on my face. Trip over that invisible line. One of my most embarrassing graceful moments.