Special Powers!

[Pineapple]

Patch got a 2 - He gets the sword.
Nepy got a 2 - Ouch. Perfect ninja right there patch.

1. Launch fiery sneak attack of barbecue and American temperature-measuring units at Nepycros! He's been hit once by rocks, is he dead yet? Only time will tell.
2. Inspects sword.
3. Runs away to...somewhere. As fast as possible.
Cool, I'm not as useless as I thought!

[Nepycros]

I fly back into the wall from the searing intensity. Fortunately, large stones broke my fall. I am on the brink of death, but hey, I can pull through.

I find obsidian fragments on the ground, and collect as many as I can.

I retreat for now.

[Pineapple]

1. I request an alliance with Nepy. If he accepts, I'll be defending him with my hotdog. Dog being sword, in this case.
2. I request an alliance with ShiningSword. If he accepts and Nepy accepts my alliance, then maybe I can bring Nepy to his castle so we can rest or something? ShiningSword can elaborate in his post.
3. I request an alliance with Korugar. Alliances are cool.
@Nepy: Totally didn't put you in a desperate situation so that you are forced to ally yourself with me. Totally.

[Nepycros]

I gathered enough obsidian fragments. I use my Cloak ability to hide my fragments, and stash them away, so no other player can currently access them.

I reject the alliance.

I Cloak, and begin sneaking towards patch.

[Pineapple]

But I thought you fell down a cliff! How do you know where I "ran off as fast as possible" to? How do you know where "somewhere" is?

[ShiningSword]

This is getting interesting. I might as well go in the winner's side(he's lucky, thats more valuable than anything)
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''Patchx, consider it a deal.''
One of my sentinels gets patchx in the castle.
I repair the defences(sentinels included) that were damaged by the noodle attack.
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Nepycros is preparing to make memento, what a surprise(he didnt stash that obsidian for decoration).

[Pineapple]

1. Offer trade with ShiningSword: extremely powerful Fahrenheit for extremely useless spectacles
The castle defenses count as a mass-effect that dispels cloak, right?
Is cloak considered an illusion that can be seen through with the spectacles?

[Nepycros]

I get lost, unable to track patch down. Odds are he made that deal. I wander into a deserted building, and notice large quantities of scrap metal.

I gather 2 sheets of 2 meter by 1 meter metal, and several small pieces lying around.

I Cloak them too, and hide them back at my base.

@Patch, if you're going to completely make my character useless, and render all his abilities completely pointless, just say so, alright?

[Pineapple]

Hey, I have some crappy glasses (that aren't even in my possession) that can counter one and only one of the extra abilities you created...note that you created the extra ability after I announced that these crappy glasses can see through illusions.
Plus, those two questions were for clarification. I'm assuming the answer is yes to both?

[Nepycros]

Hey, I have some crappy glasses (that aren't even in my possession) that can see through one of the extra abilities you created after I announced that these crappy glasses can see through illusions.
Plus, those two questions were for clarification. I'm assuming the answer is yes to both?

I only have one skill aside from respawning at the second, thank you very much.

1. Respawning apparently isn't that good, since it only means I don't have to wait as long to respond to people.

2. You're trying to make my only other skill completely worthless. Thanks.

[Pineapple]

Damn, I guess it doesn't count as a ninja-edit because the time is ambiguous (stupid 3-minute before time-stamp shows up rule)
Either way, I'd rather stay in this conveniently comfy castle then go out into the scary wilderness just to deal the final blow.
Probably can't find you either (since I don't have my glasses that see through illusions. But is a "Cloak" even an illusion? To see through an illusion, I need to be looking in the right direction, right?

[Nepycros]

Cloak is simply me not being able to be seen by anyone who uses the visible light spectrum to see.