I run toward artimies7 and punch him. I move much quicker, why? (wink wink Zblader)
I then kick him into the air again when he would land.
Finally, a mega running punch punches him throught the earth out into space on the other side of the earth.
Ignoring everything before this...Too much confusion.
I regen all this damage that I have taken from oxygen around me and being punched to the other side of the planet.
My noodles speed straight through the world at NOODLE SPEED. (Noodle speed is approx. Mach 6.3 )
The noodles burst out of the volcano, taking strength from the molten core of the planet and the lava.
The new LAVA NOODLES spiral, hot as the core of a star, toward everyone.
Oh, did I forget to mention the absorbitive powers of Magic Noodles? Oh well, now you know.