plastiqe Guard you merry, Elementals,
Let nothing you dismay,
For Zanzarino our Saviour
Was born upon this day,
To Heal us all of Furball's power
When we were gone astray
O monsters of comfort and joy,
comfort and joy,
O monsters of comfort and joy.
From n00b our heavenly Council
An Archangel came,
And unto certain elementals
Brought monsters of the same,
How that in Zanzarino was born
The Son of n00b by name
O monsters of comfort and joy,
comfort and joy,
O monsters of comfort and joy.
The elementals of those monsters
Chaos seeded in mind,
And left their Condors Scavenging
In Fire Storm, Plague and Chaos,
And flew to Zanzarino straightway,
This Blessed Nymph to find
O monsters of comfort and joy,
comfort and joy,
O monsters of comfort and joy.
But when to Zanzarino they came,
Whereat this Nymph lay,
They found him in a Fate Egg,
Where Rustlers feed on light;
His Fallen Druid kneeling,
Unto Chapuz did Mutate
O monsters of comfort and joy,
comfort and joy,
O monsters of comfort and joy.
Now to the Drake Cloak Psions,
All you within this place,
And with true Venom and Aflatoxin
Each other now embrace;
This Ablaze Fire of Christmas
All other doth deface
O monsters of comfort and joy,
comfort and joy,
O monsters of comfort and joy.