Rap Battles with Elements - [SAVAGE!]

[Submachine]

Spoiler for Pre-battle Disclaimer:

Elite Charger Yo! I'm one of the first Elements Rap Battle's participants. Before proceeding to my sick rhymes, be sure to check out this link so you don't miss out on some references.

Graviton Salvager If you liked this battle, let us know in the comments below, so we can keep providing you with rhymes and stuff in the future. Peace!

ELEMENTAL RAP BATTLES

Sapphire Charger VS Graviton Salvager

BEGIN!

Here comes the mascot of Warrior Nilsie. Ew, what's that? A hunched egg? That's nasty. It took you 30 patches to get in the game and you still don't have a leaderboard spot, which is lame. You live in a junkyard, 'cause that's where you belong. With no good synergies, noone will use you for long. Your attack is as small as a photon's or a virus', In a fight you're as worthless as Miley freaking Cyrus. During any turn, you can only salvage once, but it's you who needs salvage, 'cause you are off-balance.

It's my time to get introduced, so release some steam, punk. The "Junkyard's Hero"'s gonna trash this deformed skunk. I'm an alchemist of rubble who builds towers from stones, I recover lost artifacts, call me Indiana Jones. You just take what you want without paying any money. In my book you're called a spoiled pissy wench, honey. You were designed to beat Aether, but you can be lobotomized. Whoever looks at your out-of-place limbs gets traumatized. Your spore art is blunt, but my sharp blade is cold, So charge at me, and get impaled by my sword.

A Sword deals 3 damage, what you wield is just scrapmetal, even a Dagger would be more lethal, but you couldn't lift it at all. I'm a majestic bull now who runs you over with dignity. You're lightweight and grimy. How did you end up in Gravity? You might be an alchemist you 3-eyed freak golem, but you can't do your magic if the pieces are stolen. You learned from your loss though and joined a Thieves' Club, Or wasn't it you who stole Wall-E's job? The elite momentum I have is unstoppable, Now eat my Charge Beam! Your survival's improbable.

TORO! This red flag's gonna mislead your charge, But I won't plug you in, so now you need to recharge. How do you ignore shields? Tell me, you minotaur, If you bash your skull faster, shouldn't it hurt more? I'm gonna Bioshock your world, call me your Big Daddy, As a matador, I'll hold you captive, so be ready! Becoming a bull was one hell of a luxury, It cost you sixteen sapphires for your plastic surgery. Why even sapphires? That's the essence of Water, You could use them to help your flow, but this show is now over.

DID ANYONE WIN?

WILL THERE BE MORE?

YOU DECIDE!

[ProBacon]

My winner here is the Graviton Salvager.

#Rekt

[Manuel]

10/10, moar battles pls

[RootRanger]

I like it. I'd be willing to write some lyrics myself for future battles.

[dark ripper]

This is awesome Sub! Keep them coming!

[Solaris]

" I'm gonna Bioshock your world, call me your Big Daddy " Love it, Sub. Keep 'em coming! 

[Submachine]

I'd be willing to write some lyrics myself for future battles.

I'm gonna live with this opportunity for a future rap battle. (probably not just one)

Thanks for all the feedback! The following rap is already being made. It should come out sometimes around Sunday. Stay tuned~

[Submachine]

Spoiler for Hidden:

Firefly Queen Ooh, we are King and Queen of our own lands and our creators are also married. How romantic! ^^

Pharaoh Ha! Good catch. We have many other similarities too. Too bad we couldn't bring them up in our raps, huh?

ELEMENTAL RAP BATTLES

Firefly Queen VS Pharaoh

BEGIN!

I'm releasing my swarm on this Pharaoh like Moses. His face is always covered, he doesn't see what he opposes. In the era of T50 I was dominating Elders, And those who faced the Gods were carried on my shoulders. You were just crying in my shadow like a Scared Girl, full of shame. Your army size is smaller than those who can't spell your name. Your combat skills and usefulness leave much to be desired, You can't outrap my Elite Flies when they are all spitting fire. You're less popular than my minions, often overseen. My ability is so iconic, I inspired Fire Queen.

Would you look at that? It's already TIME to Duel! What my hourglass and I say, it's all just Golden Rule. King of Games and Egypt. Your end as Queen is nigh, Your bugs activated my trapcard. Here it is: the Venus Fly-. I got reports about your private times from agent Russian Spy, for just a mere cost of you would sleep with any guy. Cleopatra was a virgin compared to you, but don't try to Hor'us, Doing it with you would be as toxic as eating Chrysaoras. Your Fire Queen's as cheap as getting you from the Bazaar. When it comes to Rare-good fighters, Osiris is the star.

You're more like Lion Heart, but you sure don't have that, coward. You have the smell of one though, 'cause in the desert you never showered. You preach about purity, but you're the man with insect babies. Scarabs might let you in their bed, but you can't score with the ladies. Like you, your speed is crap. By the time you move it's late. I'll go straight for you lifepoints while you sit and procrastinate. I rule in this battle. You rule the empty desertlands. Can't tell if you're just pissed or the Sands of Time are in your pants. Oh, and I don't give an F-Bond about your Russian Spy. Do I expect you to talk? No. I expect you to die!

Death turns me into Mummy, which I can easily reverse, But your demeanor's bugging me, so now suffer my Curse! My winged allies take down your firebugs from the skies, Then we'll roast them in their fire. Voilá! French Flies. Just keep feeding my children, your flies are too easy to kill. This ain't BBQ, but FFQ's also good for meal. Then when you're surrounded by the swarm and they are eating you alive, you'll know that my Resident Evil is bigger than your Hive. I considered sparing you, but the slab wasn't returned to me. Now get Reversed to the Shadow Realm and stay there for an Eternity.

DID ANYONE WIN?

WILL THERE BE MORE?

YOU DECIDE!

Spoiler for BONUS:

"Can't tell if you're just pissed or the Sands of Time are in your pants",
Surely you'll know more if you check this link for a reference.

That was one, but not the only. There is no list yet for others,
so unless you ask me to list them, I can't really be bothered. ^^"