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Food memes, jokes, puns, etc! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=62849.msg1243246#msg1243246
« on: August 30, 2016, 10:38:43 pm »
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:P I figured everyone likes jokes, so here
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Re: Food memes, jokes, puns, etc! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=62849.msg1243247#msg1243247
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Re: Food memes, jokes, puns, etc! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=62849.msg1243248#msg1243248
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Re: Food memes, jokes, puns, etc! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=62849.msg1243249#msg1243249
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2016, 10:56:24 pm »
what do you call a witch that goes to the beach a sandwitch!
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Re: Food memes, jokes, puns, etc! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=62849.msg1243277#msg1243277
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2016, 01:53:40 am »
A male fly and a female fly were sitting on some fruit an eating it. One turned to the other and said "is this a date?" then the other said, "no it's a fig."
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Re: Food memes, jokes, puns, etc! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=62849.msg1248350#msg1248350
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2016, 09:08:29 am »
what made the soup think that he had synthesia?
the brunoise!
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Re: Food memes, jokes, puns, etc! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=62849.msg1248351#msg1248351
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2016, 09:10:32 am »
Pizza is not a triangle.

My inner nerd is tingling
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Re: Food memes, jokes, puns, etc! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=62849.msg1248366#msg1248366
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2016, 01:01:42 pm »
Quote from: DoubleCapitals on October 09, 2016, 09:10:32 am
Pizza is not a triangle.

My inner nerd is tingling

Knowing pizza isn't triangle isn't nerdy, it just means your eyes work.
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Re: Food memes, jokes, puns, etc! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=62849.msg1248519#msg1248519
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2016, 10:55:32 pm »
Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? A: "Are you going to eat that?"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? A: To get to the other... Er... Umm...
Q: Why did Princess Dianna cross the road? A: She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
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Re: Food memes, jokes, puns, etc! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=62849.msg1248530#msg1248530
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2016, 02:37:24 am »
Quote from: Ides Usher on October 10, 2016, 10:55:32 pm
Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? A: "Are you going to eat that?"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? A: To get to the other... Er... Umm...
Q: Why did Princess Dianna cross the road? A: She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
Q: How many deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 3301 - 1 to actually screw in the bulb, 300 to take pictures and make home movies and 3000 to follow it around the country until it burns out.
These aren't food jokes.
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Re: Food memes, jokes, puns, etc! https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=62849.msg1248640#msg1248640
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2016, 10:23:45 pm »
Jeffrey Dahmer would disagree.
And the second one has chicken.
But you are right about the last two, they really don't belong.
I will try to do better next time.
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