Elements the Rap Battle

[jegaggin]

I was driving the car down the street
I crashed the car a pole
I got hit by the backseat
As i got up a giant mole
Appeared and said hi

When it finished its greeting
I Flew into a rage
A gave it a hell of a beating
I stored it into a cage
Threw the cage down a well

Down the well
the mole tumbled down
slowly rotted with an awful smell
then it was found by an underground clown
Who with a great frown incinerate the mole.

the end

[Wardead]

JEGGA! I remember you! Don't you? (If you don't, then ttry to think of the guy who figured out your name backwords contains an insult).

[th1s1sr4nd0m]

One thing, I can't deny,
I fail at rapping no matter how hard I try,
I don't know what to rap, I'm trying to fill up space,
But no matter the case,
(L,O,L)
Now I rap some more,
Do it all again like I did before,
Come up with crazy rhymes,
And have no sense of time,
And now comes the chorus,
You know its going to bore us,

Chorus:
I just Scream and Shout
Don't know what I'm singing about
Now I'm bored so I shall go out

I'm rapping again, you thought that I was gone,
Just Like George Bush back in two thousand and one,
I'm coming again, just like from the start.
Now someone comes along and
(sings this part)
Now I'm out of thoughts,
Don't know what to sing because I forgot,
I know that you think the song is plain,
You're comeplety right 'cos its the chorus again,

I just Scream and Shout
Still Don't Know what I'm singing about
I know you're bored so you should just go out

[icecoldbro]

im a lean mean, son of a bean
im also a clean killing machine
i say gbye, for a time
and this what happens, im dissapointed
all u wanna be MC better get cracking
or would u rather start haxing
im maxing, why im relaxing
why u all slacking, im gonna get flaming
while all u guys just are doing the same thing
dying
while u dying im revivng brinbg the new tracks
made on mac's
well while i take it to the max, u better just take care of ur anthrax
well i layed down the axe, see ya u yaks

[RootRanger]

So they call me Root
But you're about to get Rangered
While your creatures are "cute"
They'll soon be endangered
I use antimatter
Cause that's how I deal
Your creatures may scatter
But I make 'em heal
My health starts to rise
As I watch you choke
I have a disguise
Because I play my cloak
I have all the fun
It just has to be
I haven't just won
I got a mastery

[nerd1]

beast rap
i gotta say, although im kind of bored, so im gonna
go do something more productive, like type up my english report.

[MyNameIsJoey]

Oh, time to wake this thread,
its been to sleepy, too dead
Maybe i should do like the Fed.,
And inject some money so you can go buy yourselves some friends,

Im in trials of darkness,
But i must confess,
im probably not going to make it
So now ill work to make this thread legit

Whoever is with me,
pick an element and we shall see,
who can rap , and who cannot,
Whos smart, and whos turning nuts

Here ill bring my pests,
and my parasite that infects,
Here ill bring a vampire,
the best healer you can hire

ill beat you up with my dragon and gargoyle
they will pwn you chimera foil
and when the nightfall,and you can see the eclipse,
you better run, while my creatures lick their lips

And if you try to attack,
i got dusk mantle that blocks
you know what in fact?
siphon life will get you outta your socks

when i make you drink the liquid shadow
and then get under my cloak
ill play with my voodoo doll there
and make you wish this was a nightmare

Think you can do better?
dream forever
well, you can always pick yourself an element
and try to prove wrong this statement.

Good luck

[Legit]

Using antimatter? Then face my creatureless stall
And I’ll use plague to make your cloak fall

Root, you should know, you’re just another newbie
I’ll rap and laugh as I watch you flee

I’ll choose Earth, even though I failed the trials
Nothing can stop me in this thread, not even Sundials

I’ll show you just how much Earth dominates
Unkillable creatures with burrow and armor plates
First turn and you’re up against Earthquake
Your pillars get destroyed as if they were snowflakes

Try and rush me, and meet Basilisk Blood
Your creatures will be as useless as mud
When I wanna stall, Stone Skins do the job
I got enough health to survive a mob

If you’re still fighting me, then meet my Diamond Shield
All your puny creatures are gonna have to yield
Better yet, I’ll use my Protect Artifact
My permanents will never be destroyed, to be exact

I use my Pulverizer to pulverize you
Is that a permanent? Not anymore, foo

I also got some creatures, are you ready for my Gnome
He’ll put you back where you belong: A retirement home
My Graboids evolve, and by turn two my Shriekers rule the field
I can rush faster than you can play a shield

Golems, Dragons, and Antlions, oh my
Against these guys you shouldn't even try

[jippy99]

Everyone look out!  Jippy99 comin in!
You might as well give me the auto-win.
Im here to talk about one element that is the best,
Better than your's Ji, even with your pests.

You know this element?  Its called light,
Throw whatever you want at it, it'll still beat you in a fight.
I was in the trials, but I got beat,
But boy is it good, it can stomp on your feet.

We got one of the best FG farmers, RoL/Hope,
It'll roll right over you on any slope.
Beating them left and right, this ain't no joke,
Its so good it might make you choke.

Trying to come at me with lots of creatures?
I shove a miracle in your face, to stop those features.
Your opponent got you down at 5 hp, wait what was that?
You just got miracled!  You just fell flat!

Miracle isn't all the healing we've got, there is more
Holy Flash and Luciferase are in store.
HF can heal you for 10 hp and its free,
Luciferase heals for 10 and gives creatures bioluminescence for a small fee.

Give me any weapon and I got a crusader,
Wielding that weapon making it so much greater.
Getting its ability, making it real good,
You wish you could have some and you know you should.

What was that?  You trying to hurt my critters?
Archangels will heal em' and give you some jitters.
Oh yeah, there not just good for healing,
With seven attack, they do a lot of damage dealing.

You want a dragon?  We got the best,
12/12 light dragon, better than the rest.
It might be a bit expensive but it packs a large punch,
Watch out! Its coming in with a big crunch.

Not enough damage?  Here's a solution:
Bless those creatures and make them give some contribution.
Peggies make a great combo with blessing
Blessing+dive can make peggies very distressing.

Needs some shields?  Light has a few,
With Mirror Shield and Solar Buckler, we got a crew.
Mirror Shield reduces damage by 1 and reflects all spells, it can't be shaken,
The Buckler reduces damage by 1 and gives 1 light quanta for every attack taken.

We've got a good weapon in Morning Star,
Dealing eight damage a turn, it can go far.
One more thing, it can't be stolen or destroyed,
This is one weapon your opponents will want to avoid.

Don't think light is the best?  Let's see what you've got,
Test out your element, give it a shot.
You might succeed, or you might fail,
But you never know, you could prevail.

[RootRanger]

Legit, you should be flattered
That I even read your rhyme
But I haven't used antimatter
In a very long time
Ain't how I spend my cash
Except for CCYB
But now I know the trash
That you play in PvP
Creatureless stall?
Now I know what you'll use
While you try to stand tall
You know you will lose
Legit, don't be hating
What did you expect?
While you are here waiting
I have you counterdecked