Elements Brawl, Who would win in a fight of all elements players?

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

Me. Read my name. Alzaya-God Of Thunder. Anyway, I am brown belt in karate, and I often get in fights with my brother. As in, actual fights. He is about 3 years older than me, so he wins almost every single freaking time, god damn it.

[Captain Scibra]

Since we seem to be voting for ourselves, I'm a red belt in Tang Soo Do, I have a good balance of strength and speed, I have a high IQ for whatever reason that may be of use, and have a decent skill at dancing (so I'm agile).  Basically I'm decently well rounded. 

[Jappert]

Btw, comparing how much push-ups you can do is pretty much useless. Since it all depends on how you do those push-ups (without compensations etc).

This whole topic is pretty much useless apart from the fact that icb wanted to impress us with his skills.

[SnoWeb]

This whole topic is pretty much useless apart from the fact that icb wanted to impress us with his skills.

Exactly. It's very impressive ICB. You are a very scary boy. It is good that you keep yourself in shape now that you are teenager. Be careful not to convert all your energie in fat when you ll start to work and to grow a moustache.
Moreover, as I lived almost 20 years in a Parisian suburb well known for its car fires, I can tell you that the theoretical knowledge in martial arts is nothing in a fight where bike-chains, all sort of clubs and fighting dogs are common. I have seen dojo masters running from fight scenes because the others weren't exactly fighting fair.

IRL, I actually have lungs.

Funnily, I do have lungs too. If I wanted to brag about my skills I could tell you I'm really good in free-diving. We could make a remake of "the big blue (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Blue)". I would be Jacques Mayol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Mayol) and you Enzo Maiorca (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enzo_Maiorca). What a fun.

Actually, where I am pretty skilled is on a pair of skies. It not very useful in a fight, except if it's is on an icy steep slope. Let's place our little poll there.

P.S. : I'm backing RR

[ddevans96]

I second Jappert.

[Korugar]

Moreover, as I lived almost 20 years in a Parisian suburb well known for its car fires, I can tell you that the theoretical knowledge in martial arts is nothing in a fight where bike-chains, all sort of clubs and fighting dogs are common. I have seen dojo masters running from fight scenes because the others weren't exactly fighting fair.

Oh, believe me, I know. I just figured this was supposed to be a duel between the top two players who got voted in. As I'm relatively good at sparring, as well as being a good deal more agile(if a bit weaker) than most guys, I figured I'd have as good a chance as any. So...any questions, or votes? 

[QuantumT]

I have seen dojo masters running from fight scenes because the others weren't exactly fighting fair.

I have absolutely no problem with this course of action really. Only a moron would choose to participate in a fight when running is an option, regardless of how much martial arts training they have.

[Korugar]

Agreed, unless you're defending someone else. That said, this type of fight is more or less irrelevant, since ICB said no weapons.

[icecoldbro]

Please do not look for deeper meaning into this hypothetical fight.

Moreover, as I lived almost 20 years in a Parisian suburb well known for its car fires, I can tell you that the theoretical knowledge in martial arts is nothing in a fight where bike-chains, all sort of clubs and fighting dogs are common. I have seen dojo masters running from fight scenes because the others weren't exactly fighting fair.

Oh, believe me, I know. I just figured this was supposed to be a duel between the top two players who got voted in. As I'm relatively good at sparring, as well as being a good deal more agile(if a bit weaker) than most guys, I figured I'd have as good a chance as any. So...any questions, or votes? 

This isnt true, its just a prerequisite to come into voting not only 2 people can go into voting.
I only put two options as 2 is minimum, as I still do not have any entrants.

[nilsieboy]

who dares to challenge me and my cupcakes?

[tyranim]

6 years of mixed swordsplay and improvised weaponry XP. oh and my entire life of being picked on and bullied by just about everyone i met (and only one lost fight, the rest were wins [arrogant grin] out of almost 12 [one of them didnt count since it was like 3 seconds])

[icecoldbro]

6 years of mixed swordsplay and improvised weaponry XP. oh and my entire life of being picked on and bullied by just about everyone i met (and only one lost fight, the rest were wins [arrogant grin] out of almost 12 [one of them didnt count since it was like 3 seconds])

I laugh at your meek 12 fights.