I have weird dreams all the time so I'll spare you all by saying only two that happened this month.
One was that the entire world was being invaded by monsters, so the military started handing out weapons to civilians that turned us into RPG characters. The weapon I chose was a staff that turned me into a druid. The staff had buttons up and down the sides that let me caste magic. Me and my family than formed an adventuring team. I remember almost half the dream was me figuring out how to fly when I shape-shifted into a eagle.
The other was where I when I was awake but thought I was asleep. There was TERRIBLE pain in my shoulderblades whenever I moved or even breathed, and in my sleepy state I remember thinking 'those must finally be my wings.' So I kept holding my breath so that the pain it feel like something was breaking through my the skin on my back. Then I fell asleep, and in my dream I was lying on my bed and blood was everywhere, I was screaming, but no one heard me, and ripping through my back was a pair of wings. When I woke, I thought the whole thing was a dream, until I related it to my sister, who told me it couldn't be because I fell asleep than woke up only once each.
