Cooking up Elements

[bojengles77]

This is inspired by a little back and forth in the 1.23 development thread. We were thinking about gettin rid of "indigestion" effect of poison creatures by cooking them with fire lance! Here's a few examples of our grand creativity...

Forest spirit (cooked) = salad
Virus (cooked) = hamburger
Cockatrice (cooked) = KFC
Chrysaora (cooked) = oyster on the halfshell

What would your favorite elemental creature turn out to be if you cooked it?

[miniwally]

Shouldn't this be in the humour section?

[implosion]

Me and a couple other people had a similar idea for Fate Egg. When it gets hit with fire, it should turn into an omelette. We had a few ideas for what happens when it's eaten.

1: healthy snack: eater gains +5|+5 instead of +1|+1.
2: too hot: eater gains +0|-3 after eating.
3: fate omelette: eater turns into a random creature after eating.

I like the third personally

[killsdazombies]

pheonix = chicken
arctic squid = kalimari

[bojengles77]

Charger (cooked) = bison
fate egg = surprise omelette

[smuglapse]

Abomination(cooked) = Hardee's
Micro Abomination(cooked) = White Castle
Vulture(cooked) = roadkill
Green Nymph(cooked) = Absinthe
Mind Flayer(cooked) = LSD
Angel(cooked) = demon
Deja Vu(cooked) = leftovers