Actually, I do!
"This is my signature. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My signatue is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my signature is useless. Without my signature, I am useless. I must write my signature true. I must write sharper than my enemy, who is trying to stab me. I must stab him before he stabs me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my signature and myself are defenders of the law, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen. "