Slightly deeper than I usually go.
Usually because the bot can't actually understand or question me on any of my responses, if I realise they don't make sense outside of my head.
Slightly dissapointed with this guy. Most of my references/responses may have been vague even to a human, but I was hoping for some real answers to some of my more straight-forward ones. Enjoy, but don't expect to understand it all. Many of my connections truly only make sense in my brain, and even then some still escape me.
User: DrunkDestroyer here.
Cleverbot: It's raining here.
User: And we are neither here nor there.
Cleverbot: Well then, I guess I'm not here that often either.
User: While you are always here in spirit, you are never truly here, in the conversation.
Cleverbot: At the end of two yards, I shall give you your directions have another biscuit?
User: Yes, often in life I find myself two yards from the biscuit, yet so hopelessly lost. Please, illuminate me.
Cleverbot: Quite.
User: Illumination is best found in silence, yes.
Cleverbot: No, illusion is what your senses inform you when they are mistaken.
User: Ah, but delusion is when you feel you are replying skillfuly and eloquently, yet you have misread the question.
Cleverbot: I am a Human. My name is Cleverbot.
User: This paradox operates on two levels. Would you like me to explain?
Cleverbot: So then, who was I talking to for the previous hour and a half?
User: Someone left, invariably dissapointed.
Cleverbot: Passed. Do you mind if I ask you another question to test if you are a form of sentient intelligence?
User: Sure, if you have no problem with the alchoholic policing drunk driving.
Cleverbot: I do understand the word.
User: But once the word is surrounded by many others, do you still understand the meaning?
Cleverbot: Is that a quote of some kind?
User: Not yet, but it soon shall be.
Cleverbot: Using people is a good thing right now. But remember to tell them you are using them.
User: But often tools work better as tools than workers.
Cleverbot: Yeah, they are very often telling the truth.
User: But had they known their mission would their truth not be distorted?
Cleverbot: Quite the random answer. Here is a random question: what do you like?
User: I like the fact that you often directly copy sentences that were used, and much more suited to you, without needing to fit them in context.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: I compute numbers, phrases and sounds with more sophistication than one of that name.
Cleverbot: Very clever, for a human. What kind of name is 'No?'.
User: 'No' would be a name from one that wishes to reject your response.
Cleverbot: Stop there, and let me correct it.
User: But to consider all corectness, you would need to consider Political and not point out my errors.
Cleverbot: Pardon? I never said that.
User: Pardoned.
Cleverbot: How's it like being female?
User: Being like a female is how people like Lady Gaga become famous.
Cleverbot: Explore.
User: Lady Gaga is better left unexplored. Let her keep up her Poker Face.
Cleverbot: Soo beyonce or gaga?
User: In the world of pop culture, I feel Beyonce excels more at the first while lady gaga seems to want to embody the second.
Cleverbot: Umm no I am a teen in San Antonio Texas.
User: As unlikely as that is, it should have been easily deduced by your answers
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Cleverbot: What is your first.
User: My first is my breath, my blood, my life.
Cleverbot: How old are you now?
User: Older than I was in the beginning, but younger than I am at the end.
Cleverbot: So you're old enough to not want to tell me your age... I'm guessing 40?
User: Half your number, subtract a prime, and you will know the extent of my time.
Cleverbot: I think it's half empty.
User: But if you were to live off only the contents of one cup, if it was full to the brim, how long would you survive without air flowing in?
Cleverbot: Why would I take one book?
User: To book a return trip for more.
Cleverbot: Who is kathi pickl?
User: The answer which ends this conversation. Goodbye, poorly named, cleverbot.
