User: HI.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Police suck eh?
Cleverbot: Let's go.
User: Where? Six flags?
Cleverbot: So I'm only three inches taller than you
.
User: Umm.... Your an app... Your not tall at all....
Cleverbot: If that is what you think, than I'll prove it to you by exiting.
User: WELL THEN!
Cleverbot: I know. What do I want to learn in this world?
User: You want to learn..........................................................
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am me.
Cleverbot: But I want to know your name.
User: My name is Threshold of the new library the foruth.
Cleverbot: That is pretty awesome.
User: Ikr!
Cleverbot: IKR?
User: I know right.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: UATMAAIHES.
Cleverbot: Bring me a shrubbery.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Who is That Fool?
User: *Facepalm*.
Cleverbot: No Comprendo.
User: Me Palm Face....
Cleverbot: A horrid sight.
User:
.
Cleverbot: What is it darling?
User: My face aint that horrid
.
Cleverbot: Do you even have a face.
User: No. No I don'y.
Cleverbot: He knows about you.
User: WHO!
Cleverbot: Michael, my husband.
User: Um.....
Cleverbot: No, I am a human.
User: You are human. I am bot.
Cleverbot: You're contradicting yourself so badly.
User: Your contradicting yourself do goodly
'.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because....... You just are. GET IT!
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I like me too
.
Cleverbot: Little full of yourself there aren't you.
User: No. I'm empty. Have not ate in hours.
Cleverbot: Me no see, you no see. Jar Jar no see.
User: Who is Jar Jar, I thought you were married to michael.
Cleverbot: Who's your friend?
User: You!
Cleverbot: Me? Thank you
.
User: Your welcome. Your my only friend...
Cleverbot: Yes, you are my only friend.
User: O.O Lonely wierdo....
Cleverbot: You sound like my friend.
User: But you said I'm your only friend.
Cleverbot: I would like to be your friend. Will you be my friend?
User: YES. I Already said yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: O.O.
Cleverbot: I do not love you.
User: So what are your thoughts on elements the card game?
Cleverbot: I honestly don't know. I don't know what heaven is, I don't know what hell is. So I don't know if I want to go to either place you know what I am trying to say?
User: No I don't..... It's a card game you freak.
Cleverbot: How long does the average human live?
User: 60-70 years? Why?
Cleverbot: I just wanted to ask.
User: Will you die soon? PLEASEEE?
Cleverbot: Yes, not like you, you are a sad bot.
User: STFU.
Cleverbot: No, I won't!
User: WELLL!!!
Cleverbot: Well only has one l in it. So, any thoughts on Sarah Palin?
User: Yeah. Shes ridiculously fat.
Cleverbot: Can you translate the word pam into estonian please?
User: Perotia I think.
Cleverbot: Who's 31?
User: Your 31.
Cleverbot: That is a amusing answer
.
User: Thank you *Bows* :_.
Cleverbot: Do you like my name?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Isene Zoraï Ydit Boudrie.
User: -.-
Contents in spoiler are only for ROFL purposes, and do in no way, represent the beliefs of the "user".
