CDC Warns Against Zombie Apocalypse

[Essence]

That's right -- a representative of the Center for Disease Control posted a long, detailed checklist for surviving the Zombie Apocalypse! on the CDC's official blog today.  It's been so popular that the blog's server has crashed twice.

Check it out! (http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp)

[YoungSot]

Haha awesome. That's a much more novel approach then we're used to seeing from a governmental agency.

[Rastafla]

HAHA Nice one. =D

[Ryli]

mum's got some holy water, that she got 18 years ago from Italy.

the blog didn't mention anything about it, but do you think it will that help?

[agentflare]

lol. Win.

mum's got some holy water, that she got 18 years ago from Italy.

the blog didn't mention anything about it, but do you think it will that help?

I don't know: Isn't it Vampires that are burned by holy water?

[Spiraler]

That's really funny.

[Thalas]

I'm so scared. I check if there isn't boogieman under my bed every night.[/sarcasm]

The one who made this must be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really  Stupid.

[Ryli]

I don't know: Isn't it Vampires that are burned by holy water?

Just in case of Vampire Zombies.

and besides, has anyone ever tried holy water on a regular Zombie?

[tyranim]

I'm so scared. I check if there isn't boogieman under my bed every night.[/sarcasm]

The one who made this must be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really  Stupid.

on the contrary, it was a smart move. people have been preparing for a zombie Apocalypse for a while now, and they've been preparing for it all wrong. you dont need guns, that would only attract more zombies (unless silenced). what you need is what is listed. i believe he simply used the zombie thing as an attention grabber to get people to prepare for ACTUAL occurrences, making them think its for a zombie Apocalypse. i dont think he was being serious about the zombie thing, it was just a facade.
that should be very clear to see

[DrOctaganapus2]

This just tells us what to expect. Next:

"We will kidnap let people come to us to be tested to become supersoilders. But due to terrible results, they became slow, infecting deadly zombies. Please remember to have your Chainsaws, Guns and Instincts as well as canned food with you. As we finish this note, remember, save your gas! It will save you money."

-The Man / The Upper Powers

[BluePriest]

Cracked already let us know theres nothing to worry about (http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html)